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Post by Darth Dennis on Oct 19, 2016 19:48:51 GMT
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts. So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. Not really a pun but I put it in anyway... "Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin." source: www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/timvinejokes.html |
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Just here for the cosplay
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 25, 2016 18:30:49 GMT
I used to have a job in Pyongyang but now I have a different job in Seoul instead... I just wanted a Korea change. 
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 28, 2016 17:48:35 GMT
What happens to authors who pass away? They become ghostwriters.
Why do alcoholics love searching for ghosts?... Because it's where you find the boos.
What type of weather will you find at the amusement park?... The Ghost Rain
Who would protect you on the haunted beach?... The Ghost Guard
If you didn't like any of the above ghost puns, I would agree with you. I ex-spectre higher standard than these.
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Post by Teabaggin Krogan on Oct 28, 2016 17:52:25 GMT
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house." Wait for it...  |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 28, 2016 17:55:29 GMT
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house." Wait for it... ^^ I guess making a lamp pun, makes you a... genie-us. |
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Post by Teabaggin Krogan on Oct 28, 2016 18:02:18 GMT
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house." Wait for it... ^^ I guess making a lamp pun, makes you a... genie-us. Nah not really although people do say I'm bright.  |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 28, 2016 18:20:02 GMT
^^ I guess making a lamp pun, makes you a... genie-us. Nah not really although people do say I'm bright. Watt, are you on about?
Now that I think about it, making a lamp pun may mean you're a shade-y character.
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Post by Darth Dennis on Oct 28, 2016 19:16:25 GMT
What happens to authors who pass away? They become ghostwriters.
Why do alcoholics love searching for ghosts?... Because it's where you find the boos.
What type of weather will you find at the amusement park?... The Ghost Rain
Who would protect you on the haunted beach?... The Ghost Guard
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Post by MrGDL87 on Nov 6, 2016 13:31:36 GMT
Here are some wrestling puns:
Why shouldn't you have sex with a wrestler in Massachusetts?... You'll end up getting the Boston Crabs.
What type of food does Mick Foley eat?... GM foods.
I like watching Monday nights because the crowd is more raw-cous.
The WWE Irish wrestler's hairstyle... Shame-us Europeans.
Kofi, Big E and Xavier forgot their wrestling gear so they became... "The Nude Day" for one night only.
How did the Hell In The Cell PPV end?... The announcer stood up and said "That's Charlotte!"
The leader of the Wyatt family is abraysive to say the least.
O-wen will we have a new Universal champion?
(some of these are terrible  )
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Post by DomeWing333 on Nov 6, 2016 17:54:34 GMT
A bunch of stubborn yoga practitioners took over the community room we had reserved. We tried to tell them to leave, but they all just responded "Nah, Imma stay."
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Post by Lorn on Nov 12, 2016 1:20:35 GMT
Yet another Pearls Before Swine pun strip:  |
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Post by Verro on Nov 12, 2016 5:44:09 GMT
Hey look who's here.  The Punisher /Thread, everyone gtfo this is my house  |
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