You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread)

Snow White believed that one of the dwarves was on drugs.

She wasn't entirely sure who it was but she highly suspects it was... dopey.

I learned how to fish using peas through... podcasts.

Did you know that there's a male equivalent of Pussy Galore? 

He's a despicable character called... Isaac Hunt.

(that was terrible )

My boss caught me by surprise today by making a pun:

me: I'll need an interpreter because this guy's Russian

boss: Well, you'll need to ask him to slow down then.

In hindsight at the time, I should have made a counter-pun that she was in a... tsarcastic mood.

Lady Artifice your cloud pun was cirrus-ly good .

A positive blood donor was wanted,

so naturally all the pessimists were turned away for being a negative group.

What do you call it when a surgeon uses a feather during surgery?...

An optical illusion.