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Post by Dobby on Jan 15, 2017 9:26:27 GMT
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
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Post by mousestalker on Jan 15, 2017 14:34:57 GMT
That was indobbytable
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Post by JackD4n13ls on Jan 15, 2017 16:13:43 GMT
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What's hard to do in 10 minutes?
Genocide.
How do 5 gay men walk?
One Direction!
what's the difference between a refridgerator and a homo?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
What do you call a 5-Man gay mariachi band?
Juan Direction!
How do you know if a police officer is gay?
The smell of his mustache.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 15, 2017 17:00:10 GMT
<snip> We are both lawyers. ^^Also known as a pair of briefs.
Did you hear about the bear that sleeps with males and females?... He's bipolar.
My friend wanted to know if I was gay. I didn't give him a straight answer.
I'll say bi for now until I return with some more!
(these were terrible  )
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 15, 2017 17:23:17 GMT
Did you hear about the snail with the perfect, indestructible shell?... The snail was protected from the birds because the shell was impeccable.
(The snail was generally shy but on some occasions it did come out of it's shell)
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Post by Destructive Deer on Jan 15, 2017 18:55:13 GMT
This is a common pun so I'm sure it's been said before but:
What did the bull say to his son when he dropped him off for school?
Bison.
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Post by frosted on Jan 16, 2017 17:17:38 GMT
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
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Post by Sifr on Jan 17, 2017 1:20:54 GMT
How did I escape Iraq? Iran. Spending some time on the local course, what did the cheeky squaddie decide to dub the group of bunker surrounding a water hazard, that he found very difficult to get out of? The Golf War. |
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Post by Destructive Deer on Jan 17, 2017 18:09:19 GMT
How did I escape Iraq? Iran. Syriasly? |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 17, 2017 19:03:09 GMT
How does David Bowie get across the lake in his boat?... Heroes.
What type of car did the alcoholic request after winning a gameshow?... A Vodka
If you're in a meeting where and you want the vote to go in your favour, don't forget to flutter your eyelashes until the speaker of the meeting says "the ayes have it".
What's a double agent's favourite animal?... Spyders
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Post by frosted on Jan 17, 2017 19:16:40 GMT
How did I escape Iraq? Iran. Syriasly? Saudily but truly. |
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Post by frosted on Jan 17, 2017 19:22:43 GMT
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Post by Destructive Deer on Jan 17, 2017 19:56:28 GMT
Oman, still can't believe that pun Israel. Kuwait here, I'll go to the Libyary and find the Lebanonymous Pun Book for some more! |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 17, 2017 23:01:34 GMT
Oman, still can't believe that pun Israel. Kuwait here, I'll go to the Libyary and find the Lebanonymous Pun Book for some more! ^^ I attempted to read this book but it was too difficult! My Bahrain started to hurt  |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 18, 2017 16:00:31 GMT
What did the shoplifter say before entering the fruit/veg shop?... "I need to take a leek first!"
Did you hear about the two lawyers who fell in love?... They're at the courting stage of the relationship.
Using a blow dryer can be... a hair raising experience.
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Post by frosted on Jan 18, 2017 16:55:15 GMT
Oman, still can't believe that pun Israel. Kuwait here, I'll go to the Libyary and find the Lebanonymous Pun Book for some more! ^^ I attempted to read this book but it was too difficult! My Bahrain started to hurt Yement turkeyp searching? |
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Post by Destructive Deer on Jan 19, 2017 20:52:34 GMT
^^ I attempted to read this book but it was too difficult! My Bahrain started to hurt Yement turkeyp searching? I let my friend Jordan read this and he Emirates you 8 out of 10 for that pun! |
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Post by Ravenous Bear on Jan 19, 2017 22:47:31 GMT
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Post by frosted on Jan 20, 2017 3:38:26 GMT
What did the coach say about his team's defensive secondary when he found out it was made up of Catholic sisters?
"Nun shall pass."
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Post by frosted on Jan 20, 2017 3:48:36 GMT
What did they call the sitcom based on the New England Patriots?
Brady's Bunch
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Post by frosted on Jan 20, 2017 3:56:59 GMT
What did they call it when the Detroit Lions all caught foot fungus from their quarterback?
A Stafford infection.
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Post by Dobby on Jan 20, 2017 4:03:03 GMT
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Post by frosted on Jan 20, 2017 14:25:59 GMT
Here's another tearable pun:
You shouldn't go vegan, it's a missedsteak.
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Post by Destructive Deer on Jan 20, 2017 18:25:10 GMT
Here's a pun about current events: President Donald Trump is Putin too much trust in Russia.
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Post by frosted on Jan 31, 2017 7:16:01 GMT
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count...
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