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A hen party decided to go to the Ukrainian capital and the bride-to-be became... a chicken kiev. <_<

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The grape didn't like his salary, so he asked for a raisin.

*frustrated gremlin noises*

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Jan 31, 2017 19:44:00 GMT Destructive Deer said:

The grape didn't like his salary, so he asked for a raisin.

^^ This would be paid into a currant account

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In the future when it is possible, I want to go on holiday to the moon. It would probably be an out of this world experience.

I AM DENNIS. APPRENTICE OF DAFT SERIOUS. MORTAL ENEMY OF TOBY ONE. BANE OF LITTLE GIRLS AND CONEHEADS EVERYWHERE. HAIL THE GLORIOUS STAR LORD.

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SPOILER: Click to show

Shocking picture of water on Mars!

Last Edit: Feb 1, 2017 17:09:51 GMT by Destructive Deer

*frustrated gremlin noises*

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The Milky Way from Mars.

I AM DENNIS. APPRENTICE OF DAFT SERIOUS. MORTAL ENEMY OF TOBY ONE. BANE OF LITTLE GIRLS AND CONEHEADS EVERYWHERE. HAIL THE GLORIOUS STAR LORD.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Feb 3, 2017 3:59:21 GMT Lady Artifice and MrGDL87 like this

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Feb 1, 2017 13:19:42 GMT MrGDL87 said:

Jan 31, 2017 19:44:00 GMT Destructive Deer said:

The grape didn't like his salary, so he asked for a raisin.

^^ This would be paid into a currant account

It would have to be carefully Figured and accompanied by juicy benefits.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Feb 5, 2017 13:21:57 GMT mousestalker, Heimdall, and 3 more like this

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The cows didn't want to be milked anymore, mootivation was a big issue.

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During simpler times, back when his parents were still alive, Bruce Wayne was known as Bratman.

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Feb 12, 2017 12:40:26 GMT frosted said:

Wasn't Bruce Wayne suspected of battery?

I think you should phone him on his batmobile to find out

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