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Post by yourfunnyuncle on Sept 5, 2016 17:14:29 GMT

I went to a new nightclub called Absolute Zero. It was OK.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 5, 2016 17:18:11 GMT Draining Dragon, Crim, and 6 more like this

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Post by Arktinen on Sept 5, 2016 17:18:11 GMT

Oh, I'm in my element in chemistry puns.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 5, 2016 20:15:08 GMT Draining Dragon, Arktinen, and 2 more like this

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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 5, 2016 20:15:08 GMT

Sept 5, 2016 17:18:11 GMT Arktinen said:

Oh, I'm in my element in chemistry puns.

One hydrogen atom says to another, "I've lost my electron!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 5, 2016 20:52:50 GMT Arktinen, mousestalker, and 3 more like this

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Sept 5, 2016 20:29:12 GMT Shepenwepet said:

Na.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 6, 2016 0:49:28 GMT Arktinen, Innocent Bystander, and 1 more like this

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Post by Catilina on Sept 6, 2016 0:49:28 GMT

Punishment.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 6, 2016 8:23:51 GMT mousestalker, DomeWing333, and 1 more like this

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For constantly stealing beer from his fridge, Loki felt Thor owed him some.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 6, 2016 9:56:05 GMT mousestalker, Lady Artifice, and 1 more like this

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Post by DomeWing333 on Sept 6, 2016 9:56:05 GMT

Loki got so drunk from all that beer that he needed to have his female friends bring him home. Of course, this was nothing new for them. They valkyrie'd him before.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 6, 2016 12:24:05 GMT Lady Artifice and Tittus like this

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Post by mousestalker on Sept 6, 2016 12:24:05 GMT

When Loki saw the ale was mything he exclaimed "By Zeus!" and promptly went roman for some moor.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 6, 2016 15:06:14 GMT mousestalker, crusty, and 3 more like this

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Post by Beerfish on Sept 6, 2016 15:06:14 GMT

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Sept 6, 2016 15:06:14 GMT Beerfish said:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Was this always your preference, or did you change your mind?

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Whiskey when you're well makes you sick.
Whiskey makes you well when you're sick.

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Sept 6, 2016 12:24:05 GMT mousestalker said:

When Loki saw the ale was mything he exclaimed "By Zeus!" and promptly went roman for some moor.

And so he journeyed with five of his friends deep into the underworld where at last he found a trove of sweet liqueur. "Hades are pretty good. And there's enough for all Sisyphus. Too bad you can only get them out here in the Styx. That's it, we're Charon these back with us. As for the owner, I doubt Hel mind. Also, I'm stealing his wife's Persephone one asks."

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Post by Space Cowboy on Sept 6, 2016 23:26:14 GMT

Something smelt fishy, so I went searching for some fish puns. I cod fin none, so I decided to trawl for some.

I did it for the halibut

It haddock be me, salmon else might have gotten it wrong

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These fish puns are Kraken me up, you should scale back some.

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Sept 3, 2016 5:03:17 GMT Lady Artifice said:

Installing a new bathroom fan is exhausting.

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Sept 6, 2016 21:17:39 GMT dzejkob said:

for all thor fans, i think this image nails it!

i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/976/454/552.jpg

Huge lack of Dragon Age on that chart, we needed an Inquisi-thor.

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On his days off from the Avengers, the God of Thunder does pro bono work as a driving instruc-Thor.

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