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	Dip dip potato chip.

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Apple farmers too scared to diversify should all just grow a pear.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 7, 2016 20:27:06 GMT

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Post by Beerfish on Sept 7, 2016 20:27:06 GMT

Sept 7, 2016 20:20:25 GMT Darth Dennis said:

Apple farmers too scared to diversify should all just grow a pear.

What do you do if you are going to remove the outer skin from two of the second fruit you mentioned?

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 7, 2016 20:46:53 GMT Teabaggin Krogan, Darth Dennis, and 1 more like this

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Sept 7, 2016 20:20:25 GMT Darth Dennis said:

Apple farmers too scared to diversify should all just grow a pear.

they probably didn't cherryish the idea much?

Meh

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Or maybe it isn't berry appealing?

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 7, 2016 21:11:38 GMT Arktinen and Space Cowboy like this

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Sept 7, 2016 20:27:06 GMT Beerfish said:

Sept 7, 2016 20:20:25 GMT Darth Dennis said:

Apple farmers too scared to diversify should all just grow a pear.

What do you do if you are going to remove the outer skin from two of the second fruit you mentioned?

I have to answer my own lofted softball? The outrage!

Pare pair pear.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 7, 2016 21:58:19 GMT Beerfish, Space Cowboy, and 1 more like this

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If it's your father's fruit then pare pere's pair pear. Best yet get the nanny to do it. Au pair pare pere's pair pear.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 7, 2016 23:13:02 GMT Draining Dragon, mousestalker, and 5 more like this

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Sept 7, 2016 10:54:39 GMT mousestalker said:

That's a fine picture. You are plainly outstanding in your field.

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Music sheets. The song from that night in Halam. I danced. She danced. We danced.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 8, 2016 23:52:28 GMT Arktinen, Crim, and 5 more like this

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First of all: This thread gives me life seeing as how puns are literally the best thing ever invented (IMHO).
Secondly: here's some of my favorites -

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey
What does an older brother drive? A Nii-San!
What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2kilo mockingbirds
I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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Sept 8, 2016 23:52:28 GMT COShinra said:

I, IV I, like Roman numerals.

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A fisherman ran up to another fisherman from the docks with a frightened look on his face. "Merle!" he says "I got off the boat and kept hearing 'evening...evening....evening....evening' when no one was around! "Ah don't worry Liam, Salmon Chanted Evening."

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Roy Rogers had purchased a new pair of cowboy boots. At night however a Cougar snuck into camp and took off with the boots in his mouth. Rogers was enraged so he ran out, shot the cougar and brought him back to camp. The camp cook asked "Pardon me Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes."

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 9, 2016 14:08:43 GMT mousestalker, Kenny Bania, and 6 more like this

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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side! :hue:

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	Meh

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If you had a very short info session about your underwear would it be a Brief brief about briefs?

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Not sure if these even count as puns, but I'm putting them in, anyway:

What do you get if you cross a fruit with a beetle?
John Lemon.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost-bite.

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I'm just going to quote a conversation between me and a friend...

Me: I just realized you were born almost exactly 9 month after New Years Eve... One might say your parents started their new year with a bang, eh?

Friend: Well, I was actually born more than a week later than I should have been, so one could instead say that Santa came early that year...

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