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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 9, 2016 23:29:44 GMT

Tennis puns:

1) When I watch Sharapova play, I think to myself "what a racquet".

2) They're started to drug test Wimbledon players because they're suspected of being on grass.

3) Don't ask some of these players to carry your drink because they're known for dropping shots.

4) Some players have second jobs as lawyers because they have court experience.

5) How do you win Roland Garros?... By clay-ming the trophy.

6) Problems with the serve can be a real balls-up.

7) In the bar/pub, some players realise that they don't like single shots so they turn to doubles instead.

8) These players are set in their ways.

9) Players who win Grand Slams are usually in Open relationships.

10) I was going to make some more puns but I think tennis enough.

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Sept 10, 2016 0:06:28 GMT @snakecode said:

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

SPOILER: Click to show

Tennish

I can't believe that I'm actually going to write this one!

What does Sean Connery say when he has diarrhoea?

SPOILER: Click to show

"I've got a Shituation here" :facepalm:

I've know that I've just lowered the tone of the entire thread. But at least we've all Bonded over puns.

Why does Sean Connery's relationships only last a few months?...

Because he's a Russia With Love.

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Why did Sean stop being Bond?

Because the producers liked Roger Moore.

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After failing to get his promotion, why did the Police Sergeant want to be an extra in a Bond film?

So he could tell everyone he was in Spectre.

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You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread) Sept 10, 2016 15:47:44 GMT mousestalker, crusty, and 1 more like this

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Post by Crim on Sept 10, 2016 15:47:44 GMT

Sept 10, 2016 11:37:34 GMT mousestalker said:

Why did Sean stop being Bond?

Because the producers liked Roger Moore.

All these Sean Connery puns, remember when he was on SNL Jeopardy?

Alex's mom got the odd mention.

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Post by Teabaggin Krogan on Sept 10, 2016 16:31:45 GMT

And God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

..Not exactly a traditional pun but I still find it pretty punny.

Dip dip potato chip.

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I'm taking a pun-t with some of these rugby puns...

Most rugby nations want to win their matches but I heard the French like Toulouse.

Did you know rugby players are messy eaters?...

The last time I saw them eat, there was scrums everywhere.

Women watch rugby to watch the men's tackles.

Whereas men prefer to watch the hookers play the field.

I also heard that some players have open relationships. I think they are known as wingers.

Rugby Manager: "I need you to score 5 points in the next game"

Player: "I'll try"

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Post by Arktinen on Sept 13, 2016 13:48:16 GMT

Sept 10, 2016 11:37:34 GMT mousestalker said:

Why did Sean stop being Bond?

Because the producers liked Roger Moore.

I guess Roger formed a more special bond with Moneypenny.

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This one just makes me happy:

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Post by Beerfish on Sept 13, 2016 18:02:34 GMT

Animal puns?

Well

play at that game.

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Criminals who target bakeries are only in it for the dough.

What do you call shoplifters in the lingerie department?...

Knickers.

Where do you find foolish criminals?...

In the Silicon Valley.

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Sept 13, 2016 18:10:18 GMT @snakecode said:

I relish the fact that you've all mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

^^ That's too much of a saucy pun for this thread.

Drinking Ketchup warms my body up, I can feel it all the way tomatoes.

RPG gamers love brown sauce on everything because they can't get enough of HP.

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I refuse to condiment on those posts above.

They have placed me in a bit of a pickle.

Which you all must relish.

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Condiment puns?

What a ......

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A lot of bark in his bite.

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Somebunny here likes animal puns, too.

Finally had a chance to use this one again :hue:

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