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Post by Beerfish on Sept 14, 2016 15:21:16 GMT
Somebunny here likes animal puns, too.  Finally had a chance to use this one again  Perfect subject matter, Labs are the best. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 14, 2016 17:20:57 GMT
^^ I have to admit dzejkob , your puns above are just... adoorable.  |
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 14, 2016 17:27:36 GMT
^^ I have to admit dzejkob , your puns above are just... adoorable. thanks darlin! i just couldn't handle knowing these and not sharing them  |
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 14, 2016 17:58:27 GMT
^They are the gateway to even worse puns.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 14, 2016 18:12:26 GMT
I'm sitting here looking at the windows and they look as though they're sad. I suppose one of the reasons is they're in... pane.
To make a joke about a garden's boundaries, let's just say I'm on the fence. (I suppose a good Olympic sport to practise in the garden is fencing though)
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 14, 2016 18:18:44 GMT
How did the cow jump that fence?
Defeat went over Defense before Detail.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 14, 2016 18:28:06 GMT
I called out asking for my prayers to be answered, then I saw a bear. I'm taking that as Ursine.
Where will you find lamb flavoured grapes?... From ovine.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 14, 2016 19:45:18 GMT
Many people find grape joy in wining. They have such a vine time, they can't keep it bottled up. Sometimes other people say "Put a cork in it", but the Greeks especially find a retsina to celebrate everything.
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Post by Lady Artifice on Sept 15, 2016 9:32:31 GMT
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 9:56:39 GMT
I was going to write a pun about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 15, 2016 10:43:40 GMT
All this talk of motor neurons is getting on my nerves.
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 15, 2016 10:50:37 GMT
All this talk of motor neurons is getting on my nerves. I think you need some acteylcooline.. also i need a better reflex reaction to improve my puns. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 15, 2016 17:54:36 GMT
Many people find grape joy in wining. They have such a vine time, they can't keep it bottled up. Sometimes other people say "Put a cork in it", but the Greeks especially find a retsina to celebrate everything.
When I drink red wine, my mind has greater claret-y.
Why do elderly people remove their teeth before drinking the wine?... They prefer to drink with their wine gums.
Drinker: "Hey bartender, do you have any wine to drink!" Bartender: "Hold on a sec, I need to get some from the wine seller"
After drinking some wine, I like to use the toilet until I can't Pinot more.
Where can the Hero Of Ferelden find some grapes?... In the Wynne-yard.
Where do the people of Thedas get their grapes?... From Divines.
Bashful people tend to be knowledgeable because they're well red.
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 15, 2016 21:00:16 GMT
Many people find grape joy in wining. They have such a vine time, they can't keep it bottled up. Sometimes other people say "Put a cork in it", but the Greeks especially find a retsina to celebrate everything.
When I drink red wine, my mind has greater claret-y.
Why do elderly people remove their teeth before drinking the wine?... They prefer to drink with their wine gums.
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After drinking some wine, I like to use the toilet until I can't Pinot more.
Where can the Hero Of Ferelden find some grapes?... In the Wynne-yard.
Where do the people of Thedas get their grapes?... From Divines.
Bashful people tend to be knowledgeable because they're well red.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 15, 2016 21:52:29 GMT
Pop off!  |
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Post by Lorn on Sept 15, 2016 22:53:22 GMT
 Edit: Since I have posted this comic multiple times without actually stating the source: Stephen Pastis, Pearls Before Swine. |
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Post by yourfunnyuncle on Sept 15, 2016 23:13:10 GMT
There used to be a quartet of guys who directed the shaping of the boxer who made that grill's other product, which was exclusively marketed at blokes.
Formerly four men were foremen forming Foreman's for men.
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I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory, all I did was take a few days off!
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Post by kizanare on Sept 15, 2016 23:32:19 GMT
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 16, 2016 1:23:15 GMT
Once I tried making a dessert with ladyfingers, custard, sherry, jam and whipped cream, but I was just trifling.
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 16, 2016 1:41:30 GMT
Once I tried making a dessert with ladyfingers, custard, sherry, jam and whipped cream, but I was just trifling. Did the ladies complain? |
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Post by Bael on Sept 16, 2016 1:51:30 GMT
You all deserve Pun-ishment for this thread.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 16, 2016 10:42:37 GMT
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