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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 16, 2016 15:35:24 GMT
When I drink red wine, my mind has greater claret-y.
Why do elderly people remove their teeth before drinking the wine?... They prefer to drink with their wine gums.
Drinker: "Hey bartender, do you have any wine to drink!" Bartender: "Hold on a sec, I need to get some from the wine seller"
After drinking some wine, I like to use the toilet until I can't Pinot more.
Where can the Hero Of Ferelden find some grapes?... In the Wynne-yard.
Where do the people of Thedas get their grapes?... From Divines.
Bashful people tend to be knowledgeable because they're well red.
Stop the wine puns right now, or you'll be in a world of Champagne!
People who talk about champagne rather than wine tend to have... bubbly personalities 
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 16, 2016 15:50:15 GMT
Quit yer wining
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 16, 2016 16:00:30 GMT
People who harm the rainforest should be charged with treeson.
Why shouldn't you go to Starbucks if you have a cold?... If you make a sound you'll have to pay the cough-fee.
How would you describe someone who is obsessed with animal doctors?... They have a vettish.
Squirrels acorn-y animals.
The female telemarketer wasn't amused when someone said she's a call girl.
Did you hear about the prostitution trial?... The room was full of solicitors.
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Post by Teabaggin Krogan on Sept 16, 2016 17:13:12 GMT
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 17, 2016 9:09:08 GMT
Found this on Twitter:
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 17, 2016 9:40:11 GMT
What do mermaids need to master before showing themselves to others?... The alge-bra.
Maths is a subject that can cause a lot of divisions in class.
Why did maths teacher take the students into the woods?... to find some square roots.
Why do bakers need to be good mathematicians?... They need to be experienced with pie.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 9:52:23 GMT
Never talk about infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
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I failed that maths test so many times, I lost count.
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Post by Bael on Sept 17, 2016 15:00:40 GMT
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Post by Gaston on Sept 18, 2016 3:16:44 GMT
I did nazi that coming. Jew really caught me off guard.
Also, what does a Nazi on rails sound like? "chugga chugga chugga chugga JEW JEWWWWWWWWWWW!"
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 18, 2016 8:54:30 GMT
Holocaust jokes aren't funny... Anne Frankly sick of them.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 18, 2016 11:10:55 GMT
Y'all all get low marx for those nazi jokes. There's no stalin the karma you're gonna get. I'd trotsky outta here, were I you. Not putin you on.
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Seven full days without a glass of wine makes one weak.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 18, 2016 12:48:25 GMT
Oh ewe!
Q: What band do sheep love best?
A: Ramstein!
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 18, 2016 12:52:23 GMT
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 18, 2016 12:56:08 GMT
Meanwhile in the lingerie department, a burglar in disguise subliminally hints that she needs a bigger cup size.
*she was alone because her friend was currently involved in a chewy situation elsewhere.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 18, 2016 13:01:02 GMT
If you get into a fight with someone who is musically inclined, you should wear protection because they tend to go for the... Crotchet. You should wear a cup as a bare minim-um. Don't be afraid to take a rest by having a semi-brieve-r either.
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