nat in the hat's guide for kicking on wave 7.

First off this is really not just my guide, JuggerNuggss has just as much to do with it as I do.

Okay well to begin you will need some things. Here is my list:



    * 3 people in a party/discord so the rando cant hear you.

    * Alcohol. I drink spirits because I am on low carb. Jim Beam mostly for shots.

    * Play on gold, this makes it so much more funny.

Now another important part is to save all the hatemail you surely will get, like this one:

Here are the reasons to kick someone on wave 7.

    * Got drunk and thought it was funny.

    * Took too long to ready up before the match.

    * Got drunk and thought it was funny.

    * He wasn't scoring enough points.

    * He was scoring too many points.

    * He rage gel'd.

    * He didn't use gel at all.

    * He had a funny screen name.

    * Got drunk and thought it was funny.

    * He didn't have a mic.

    * He did have a mic and wouldn't shut up.

    * Was a girl.

    * Was some fat fuck loser.

    * Got drunk and thought it was funny.

    * He tried to kick one of us before the match.

    * He used too many cobras.

    * He didn't use any cobras.

    * He didn't help with objectives.

    * He helped with objectives that I wanted to do.

    * He was a level 1 that wanted us to carry him.

    * He was a level 20 try hard.

    * Got drunk and thought it was funny.

    * Was playing a melee vanguard.

    * Got drunk and thought it was funny.

    * Apex rating higher than mine.

    * Apex rating lower than mine.

    * He died and forced me to clutch the wave.

    * I died and he showed me up by clutching the wave.

    * Fuck em all anyways.