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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 19:06:17 GMT
I've been compiling the Murphy's Law of parenting based on my (and hubby's) own experience from the past six years. It's main decree is that parents are not allowed to sleep or have fun.
1) When you go to sleep, kids start waking up, no matter the time. 2) Saying aloud or even thinking in your head "Kids have been sleeping well /haven't been sick lately!" summons instantly the worst flu bugs and/or cancels the good sleeping rhythm for any reason. 3) Having a night out/staying up late/having (good) sex (and no they did not hear you) causes kids to make you run back and forth the night or three. Actually the more fun you had, the more you will suffer for it.
Does anybody else agree?
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Dec 29, 2016 19:44:13 GMT
Agreed. Whenever I want to nap, my daughter refuses to nap. Whenever I put her to bed and clean my house or do a project, she snoozes deeply. 😣
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Dec 30, 2016 13:13:36 GMT
*coming out of a store yesterday into the parking lot* "I know this one is momma's car because it's so dirty." Time to take it to the car wash.....
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Post by Nightman on Jan 1, 2017 3:28:02 GMT
On Christmas Eve, my 5 year old niece Hayley walks up to me and says " Uncle Norm, guess what? No school for 2 whole weeks. "
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Post by SaikyoMcRyu on Jan 1, 2017 13:38:00 GMT
The first word my daughter spoke in English: "No." Her most commonly spoken English words: "No" and "Tomato."
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Post by SaikyoMcRyu on Jan 1, 2017 13:38:44 GMT
When I was a kid I cussed a lot. I was about six and I said cocksucker and motherfucker in front of my mom. Have you a particular 1980s film to blame? If in doubt, just say Goodfellas.
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Post by QuizzyBunny on Jan 1, 2017 18:22:10 GMT
I don't have kids, or nieces/nephews, or any friends with kids, but damn it I wanna participate! One time when I was a 8 years old the whole family was driving home from grandmas and I was really thirsty, and I wanted a soda. I wanted a Sprite to be precise. Now, I'm Swedish and couldn't pronounce it correctly, so I pronounced it with a Swedish inflection. The thing is, if you say Sprite with a Swedish inflection it sounds exactly like the Swedish word for liquor. So, what my parents heard is their tiny innocent daughter asking for hard liquor. I will never forget the profound silence that lasted for about 10 seconds until my sister realized what it was I meant.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2017 20:20:19 GMT
I don't have kids, or nieces/nephews, or any friends with kids, but damn it I wanna participate! One time when I was a 8 years old the whole family was driving home from grandmas and I was really thirsty, and I wanted a soda. I wanted a Sprite to be precise. Now, I'm Swedish and couldn't pronounce it correctly, so I pronounced it with a Swedish inflection. The thing is, if you say Sprite with a Swedish inflection it sounds exactly like the Swedish word for liquor. So, what my parents heard is their tiny innocent daughter asking for hard liquor. I will never forget the profound silence that lasted for about 10 seconds until my sister realized what it was I meant. "Mamma, ge mig sprite!" I can hear that so well in my head XD
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Post by DragonKingReborn on Jan 2, 2017 9:05:56 GMT
The first word my daughter spoke in English: "No." Her most commonly spoken English words: "No" and "Tomato." Thosr words form a sentence that I do not understand
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Post by Serza on Jan 2, 2017 10:39:21 GMT
Yeah, reading through all this, I guess I'll pass. I'll have enough whippersnappers in the mornings, anyway.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 2, 2017 10:55:05 GMT
Yeah, reading through all this, I guess I'll pass. I'll have enough whippersnappers in the mornings, anyway. You won't get this from me Not everyone wants kids, and that's ok!!!!!! I enjoy my little stinker very much but she indeed brings me some harder days than others. My favorite lately: "Is it Christmas again?" asked every morning since Christmas.
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Post by Serza on Jan 2, 2017 13:04:27 GMT
I got my career in front of me. No, not quite a career person, but thirty kids in a classroom? Yeaaaah... no.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 2, 2017 16:59:28 GMT
I just introduced my daughter to "guess what chicken butt" and she's laughing her head off..... while repeating it 5000 times. What have I done.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 2, 2017 22:56:02 GMT
My daughters new leap pad comes with a mad lib game where you can record the answers. Every answer she's saying "I'm a cow, and I say bum." Then she reversed it to "I'm a bum and I say cow" and she's almost peeing herself laughing and snorting for like a half hour. Lol. Wow.
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Post by Serza on Jan 3, 2017 0:29:13 GMT
I'm sure that by the time she's 18, she'll be like "NO I DID NOT! STOP LYING, MOM!"
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Post by cloud9 on Jan 3, 2017 19:30:14 GMT
When I was a kid I cussed a lot. I was about six and I said cocksucker and motherfucker in front of my mom. Have you a particular 1980s film to blame? If in doubt, just say Goodfellas. Pulp Fiction courtesy of Samuel L. Jackson.
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Jan 4, 2017 2:39:49 GMT
Now that my daughter is crawling and making attempts to walk, she is bound and determined to eat the cat's food. Whenever I put her down on the floor in our living room, no matter what fun toy or obstacle is in front of her, she starts crawling towards his food dish. She makes a big fuss over eating actual baby food but cat food must be a delicacy to babies.
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Post by DistigousForest on Jan 4, 2017 12:29:57 GMT
Now that my daughter is crawling and making attempts to walk, she is bound and determined to eat the cat's food. Whenever I put her down on the floor in our living room, no matter what fun toy or obstacle is in front of her, she starts crawling towards his food dish. She makes a big fuss over eating actual baby food but cat food must be a delicacy to babies. You ever try baby food? That shit's vile and should only be used if you ran out of real food or in a post nuclear holocaust because that and roaches will be the only things to survive.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2017 14:30:36 GMT
My kid puked when she tasted baby food with fish in it and I agree, it was horrible. There's a rule in my house: if I can't eat it, others wont have to either. That means that my kids are safe from eating liver.
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Post by DistigousForest on Jan 4, 2017 16:29:51 GMT
My kid puked when she tasted baby food with fish in it and I agree, it was horrible. There's a rule in my house: if I can't eat it, others wont have to either. That means that my kids are safe from eating liver. I think I tried something with peas and some other shit and that was gross, I can't imagine fish! It's a little more work, but my wife and I would basically puree our food and blend fruit and other things until they could chew or started getting teeth.
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Jan 4, 2017 18:23:37 GMT
Now that my daughter is crawling and making attempts to walk, she is bound and determined to eat the cat's food. Whenever I put her down on the floor in our living room, no matter what fun toy or obstacle is in front of her, she starts crawling towards his food dish. She makes a big fuss over eating actual baby food but cat food must be a delicacy to babies. You ever try baby food? That shit's vile and should only be used if you ran out of real food or in a post nuclear holocaust because that and roaches will be the only things to survive. Oh yeah, baby food is pretty nasty, but cat food can't be that much better....or is it? My daughter seems to like pureed ham and just opening the jar makes me gag. She always gets it all over her face and hands and will beg me to pick her up afterwards and I can't help but hold her at arms length until I can wipe it off of her. I'm conflicted when I do this because she's cute and I love her, but she also smells like ham that's been left out in the sun for a week to roast. I do try to puree some of my own food to give to her, but she's still fussy over most foods that are offered. Also, @vella "if I can't eat it, others wont have to either" is a good rule to have. Growing up, my grandmother would yell at me if I didn't eat what she cooked and I wasn't allowed to leave the table until I finished my meal. She made crab cakes one day and I kept spitting out the crab cakes and crying. She thought I was just being stubborn and made me sit at the table for about 4 hours until my mom came and picked me up after her work shift. Turns out, I'm allergic to shellfish. Due to that memory, I really don't plan on pushing foods on my kid.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 5, 2017 12:32:53 GMT
Yesterday, it was Chicken Butt. Today, it's "What's the Fox say?" I do love how she's developing her humor it's just a lot to take!
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Post by huldramurderess on Jan 5, 2017 14:05:27 GMT
Got more great timing from the little rugrat.
While he was being fussy with his parents they went to turn the lights on to check his diaper and he stops crying, his dad went ahead and turn the lights off and the kid starts crying again which caused his dad to start flipping the lights on and off making the kid cry and stop each time until the mother made him stop it.
While I was babysitting him yesterday while my crush was over at one point the kid started screaming whenever I sat down next to the guy that was over. Soon as his parents show up he's fast asleep again. I'm half convinced that his dad whispered in his ear to be a little jerk for me while I watched him. It was hilarious and annoying all at the same time. Little snot.
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Jan 5, 2017 16:34:45 GMT
Yesterday, it was Chicken Butt. Today, it's "What's the Fox say?" I do love how she's developing her humor it's just a lot to take! Does she sing What Does the Fox Say? I'm just imagining a 4 year old running around singing "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 5, 2017 16:39:42 GMT
Yesterday, it was Chicken Butt. Today, it's "What's the Fox say?" I do love how she's developing her humor it's just a lot to take! Does she sing What Does the Fox Say? I'm just imagining a 4 year old running around singing "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" It's exactly what she does!
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