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Post by AllyCatAttack on Apr 19, 2017 19:26:05 GMT
My daughter just learned to say "Hi" when she sees someone. It's cute, but she says hi to EVERYONE! What should only be a 25 minute trip to the grocery store takes about an hour or more now because she has to greet everyone she sees, then they come over and start talking to her and me, we get surrounded by older women and men who start talking about their children and grandkids, then they'll give me unsolicited parenting advice and I just smile and nod all while internally screaming. I hope she learns to say "bye" soon.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 20:16:45 GMT
For any new parents, when shopping do not park by anything that teeth can penetrate and never leave your purse open and accessible while you are reading ingredients. If she is saying "I want." you are probably ok, but when she is being silent you're probably not paying enough attention. Also, it is a good idea to review the content of your basket before getting to checkout.
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Post by Serza on Apr 19, 2017 21:33:12 GMT
*notes down "never have kids"* Mhm, noted. Thanks!
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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 20, 2017 3:57:41 GMT
Him: Boom!
Shake, shake, shake the room!
Me: Tick, tick, tick tick!
Him: Boom!
*Crosses arms like a boss*
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Post by vonuber on Apr 20, 2017 22:49:40 GMT
Currently in this phase: "Are you coming?" "No!" "Are you just going to sit there on the floor?" "Yes!" "Have you taken your shoes off?" "Yes!" "Ok I'm leaving you, bye!" "Bye!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2017 4:30:16 GMT
I'm going to shop with big sister, little sister 3yo wants to stay at home. Me: We're going now. You sure you don't wanna come with us. Her: Nah I'll stay home play with dad. The minute car leaves the yard Her crying: But I wanted to go shopping with mom!!!!
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AllyCatAttack
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Post by AllyCatAttack on May 2, 2017 17:41:03 GMT
My daughter discovered that her index finger fits perfectly in her nostril. Unfortunately, she also discovered that doing this can hurt and cause a nose bleed, so that was fun, trying to comfort a screaming kid with a bloody nose.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2017 18:38:44 GMT
6yo: Mom do you believe in god? Me: I suppose I do. 6yo: Mom do you believe in what it says in the Bible? Me: Not quite, dear. 6yo: Mom what happens to people who don't believe in the Bible? Will they be condemned? Me thinking: Time to have a chat with the preschool teacher...
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I'm always wearing pajamas. It doesn't mean I get enough sleep.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on May 3, 2017 4:23:25 GMT
*Maroon 5 comes in the radio, I naturally sing along because I love them and Adam Levine is hot*
Kid: "Mom, quit singing with your boyfriend."
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2017 7:27:00 GMT
*Maroon 5 comes in the radio, I naturally sing along because I love them and Adam Levine is hot* Kid: "Mom, quit singing with your boyfriend." Nice to see you again Obliviousmiss! I hope all went well and you and baby are now home!
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Post by Obliviousmiss on May 4, 2017 4:07:04 GMT
*Maroon 5 comes in the radio, I naturally sing along because I love them and Adam Levine is hot* Kid: "Mom, quit singing with your boyfriend." Nice to see you again Obliviousmiss! I hope all went well and you and baby are now home! We are home and doing great so far besides the obvious lack of sleep!! new stinker is a cute little stink.
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Post by Beerfish on May 5, 2017 15:38:26 GMT
Currently in this phase: "Are you coming?" "No!" "Are you just going to sit there on the floor?" "Yes!" "Have you taken your shoes off?" "Yes!" "Ok I'm leaving you, bye!" "Bye!" I fully admit I did that as a kid, my mom would take me shopping and if I was tired I would just flop down in the middle of the store aisle and not move.
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Post by Beerfish on May 5, 2017 15:39:52 GMT
6yo: Mom do you believe in god? Me: I suppose I do. 6yo: Mom do you believe in what it says in the Bible? Me: Not quite, dear. 6yo: Mom what happens to people who don't believe in the Bible? Will they be condemned? Me thinking: Time to have a chat with the preschool teacher... Missed opportunity! "No dear but kids who do not clean up their toys do get condemned."
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Post by Beerfish on May 5, 2017 15:40:42 GMT
Nice to see you again Obliviousmiss! I hope all went well and you and baby are now home! We are home and doing great so far besides the obvious lack of sleep!! new stinker is a cute little stink. Babies and stink go together.
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Post by vonuber on May 29, 2017 11:13:34 GMT
"Catch the ball, Sophs!" "Fuck me!" "... pardon?" "Fuck me!" ".. was that 'pass to me'.. ?" "Fuck me!" "Oh good God.".
And I know it's her mum who she has got it from, as it's one of her favourite exasperation expressions. She denies it of course.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2017 16:48:04 GMT
Not really on topic but it's quite funny
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