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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 5, 2017 17:27:12 GMT
Kid: knock knock Me: who's there? Kid: Batman. Me: Batman who? Kid: *lowers voice and growls* I'm Batman.
So stupid. Yet I couldn't stop laughing at this crazy girl.
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Post by HK90210 on Feb 5, 2017 22:18:10 GMT
Not an actual parent, but my 4-year-old nephew, who I was babysitting today, talked about 'unlocking' a new friend. According to his parents, this is apparently a synonym for 'meet', in their child's brain. He met a new kid during a play date the previous day, which apparently means he has 'unlocked' her as a friend.
My guess is that he's getting it from Mario Kart Wii(which is a staple at their house) where you unlock new racers by beating the various versions of the Grand Prix. But I'm not sure.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 6, 2017 11:47:40 GMT
My daughter tried to "pop" a mole on my foot. Like a pimple. It was while I was napping and she came in and just went for it. Ouch.
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Feb 6, 2017 15:15:05 GMT
My daughter tried to "pop" a mole on my foot. Like a pimple. It was while I was napping and she came in and just went for it. Ouch. I have a birth mark on my bottom lip and my daughter constantly tries to pull it off of my face. I have probably made this worse by making chomping sounds whenever she does it, so now she thinks it's a game, but it really caught me off guard the first time she did it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2017 17:00:42 GMT
I am a proud mother, my 6 year old learned just recently to pronounce R properly (you know, the finnish way). On top of that she learned how to do cartwheels today, oh boy was she happy!
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Post by BearKingReborn on Feb 6, 2017 20:55:52 GMT
Our 4 year old is rigidly sticking to his pronunciation of 'ove'. He says 'ub'.
"I lub you, mummy" - "I love you.."
"Where is my glub?" - glove
It's really cute, but when we try to pronounce it correctly for him, he just grins and says "I like my way".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2017 21:07:52 GMT
Our 4 year old is rigidly sticking to his pronunciation of 'ove'. He says 'ub'. "I lub you, mummy" - "I love you.." "Where is my glub?" - glove It's really cute, but when we try to pronounce it correctly for him, he just grins and says "I like my way". My kid conjugates (is that the proper term in english?) some words wrong, and when corrected she states sternly "my way is right too!"
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 7, 2017 0:58:51 GMT
She knows how to properly say "fruit snacks" but she still calls them "snu snacks" unless I remind her.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 7, 2017 19:12:51 GMT
"momma? I have a question. " "What's your question?' "I saw a tiny caterpillar and it changed into a butterfly!!!"
That's not a question but OK....
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 8, 2017 2:23:42 GMT
And one more for the day....
"Mom, garbage smells like green poop and brown poop."
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Post by BearKingReborn on Feb 8, 2017 2:34:53 GMT
And one more for the day.... "Mom, garbage smells like green poop and brown poop." She's not wrong.
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Feb 8, 2017 15:05:17 GMT
My daughter threw her first ever temper tantrum last night, so that's awesome, glad she's starting early During her screaming and flailing about on the floor, she let out a massive fart and had this surprised look on her face. I'm honestly happy it happened because it made her start giggling and the tantrum was over.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2017 15:13:20 GMT
My daughter threw her first ever temper tantrum last night, so that's awesome, glad she's starting early During her screaming and flailing about on the floor, she let out a massive fart and had this surprised look on her face. I'm honestly happy it happened because it made her start giggling and the tantrum was over. Night time tantrums are the best! Spending an hour or two in the middle of night, a couple of times a week listening to angry screaming, what a joy :/ My younger started having them occasionally around 6 months old. They have gradually decreased by the age of 3 so that she very rarely has them anymore.
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Post by Beerfish on Feb 8, 2017 15:32:28 GMT
"Fix the child dear it is not running properly."
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Feb 8, 2017 15:55:47 GMT
My daughter threw her first ever temper tantrum last night, so that's awesome, glad she's starting early During her screaming and flailing about on the floor, she let out a massive fart and had this surprised look on her face. I'm honestly happy it happened because it made her start giggling and the tantrum was over. Night time tantrums are the best! Spending an hour or two in the middle of night, a couple of times a week listening to angry screaming, what a joy :/ My younger started having them occasionally around 6 months old. They have gradually decreased by the age of 3 so that she very rarely has them anymore. Oh my, from 6 months of age? I thought 11 months seemed young to start. Goodbye sleep, hello third cup of coffee! I understand that she gets frustrated because she can't communicate to us what she wants, and we're always saying things like "No, don't eat the cat food", or, "No, don't put that up your nose.", so that probably frustrates her even more. I'm glad to year that your youngest has been having less tantrums. "Fix the child dear it is not running properly." "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 10, 2017 13:24:11 GMT
*playing with her toys in her toy room* "What the heck? Who let that smell? Who has diarrhea power in here?" (Turns out it was giraffe.)
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Post by Beerfish on Feb 10, 2017 15:48:15 GMT
Kid: Mom! I just want to play a bit more of lego kids on the xbox! Parent: Sorry dear, time for bed, too much video gaming is not good for you. Kid: Awwww. okay, gnight mom. Parent: Okay, time to fire up the xbox and play about 5 hours of Mass Effect!
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Post by the Dame on Feb 10, 2017 16:09:32 GMT
Kid: Mom! I just want to play a bit more of lego kids on the xbox! Parent: Sorry dear, time for bed, too much video gaming is not good for you. Kid: Awwww. okay, gnight mom. Parent: Okay, time to fire up the xbox and play about 5 hours of Mass Effect!
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 10, 2017 16:17:06 GMT
Kid: Mom! I just want to play a bit more of lego kids on the xbox! Parent: Sorry dear, time for bed, too much video gaming is not good for you. Kid: Awwww. okay, gnight mom. Parent: Okay, time to fire up the xbox and play about 5 hours of Mass Effect! Do you have secret cameras hidden in my house?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2017 16:56:43 GMT
Kid: Mom! I just want to play a bit more of lego kids on the xbox! Parent: Sorry dear, time for bed, too much video gaming is not good for you. Kid: Awwww. okay, gnight mom. Parent: Okay, time to fire up the xbox and play about 5 hours of Mass Effect! Do you have secret cameras hidden in my house? Might be from my house too. Me: Girl, put the tablet away, it's bed time. And no tantrums or no games tomorrow! Kid: but moooom! Okay... Later... Hubby: Honey, lets go to bed. You've played at least 3 hours straight. Me: You can't tell me what to do!!!!!!!!! Mind your own bussiness!
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Feb 10, 2017 20:38:34 GMT
My daughter was sent home from daycare on Wednesday with a stomach virus. She's better now, which is wonderful but now my husband and I have it. It's like she knows we're sick because all she wants to do right now is jump and crawl on our stomachs D:
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Post by BearKingReborn on Feb 10, 2017 22:02:55 GMT
Kid: Mom! I just want to play a bit more of lego kids on the xbox! Parent: Sorry dear, time for bed, too much video gaming is not good for you. Kid: Awwww. okay, gnight mom. Parent: Okay, time to fire up the xbox and play about 5 hours of Mass Effect! Do you have secret cameras hidden in my house? ...... Say nothing, beerfish. She has no proof.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2017 22:29:28 GMT
My oldest is another one that can not pronounce R or H for that matter. Her grandfather, my da does not pronounce R either. We are changing our computers and as a result our oldest gets to have her first, my last gaming computer. I expected there will be a lot of 'Mum, come ere', for a while. I have not installed the games she likes yet, but I set it up last night after she went to bed. I woke to, "Wee's te fog. I can't find te fog."
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