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Post by Beerfish on Jan 16, 2017 17:50:01 GMT
This happened today.... Kiddo: Mommy! Me: (in the shower) I'm busy honey! Kiddo: Mommy!! Me: *ignore* Kiddo: Mommy Mommy Mommy!! Me: Talk to grandma! I'm busy! (my mother-in-law watches my kid during the day) ... a few minutes later...Kiddo: *panicked* Mommy! Mommy! MOOOOMMMYYYY!!!! Mommy Please!!! Me: *gets out and opens the door, water dripping everywhere* What honey?! Kiddo: .... can I have fruit snacks...?? Me: ..................... I thought my mother-in-law collapsed or something. Good grief. Hey, fruit snacks are pretty dang important.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2017 17:59:38 GMT
My 6 year old was having a tantrum and 3 year old came next to her and said with a overly serious tone "Your phone-time is cancelled". Trying not to laugh is sometimes so hard.
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Post by Serza on Jan 16, 2017 18:37:29 GMT
When I asked my daughter if she'd like to help me make chocolate cake: "But it's nobody's birthday!" Does it mean the cake was cancelled? Bad mommy! Bad! ...in other news, it seems like I will have kids after all, because I won't be fed up of thirty rascals in the morning.
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Jan 16, 2017 20:03:00 GMT
My daughter just learned to clap this past weekend; she hasn't learned that she doesn't need to move her whole body to do it though. I feel mean because I can't help but laugh at her when she starts clapping, loses her balance because she's moving at the same time (she's usually sitting on the floor), falls over and then looks around with a shocked expression on her face.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 16, 2017 22:23:22 GMT
My husband 5 minutes after he gets home:
"Hey, I'm tired of you not listening!"
Cool. Think about how I've felt all day!!!
😣
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 5:28:01 GMT
My husband 5 minutes after he gets home: "Hey, I'm tired of you not listening!" Cool. Think about how I've felt all day!!! 😣 This goes to bit on the off-topic side but anyway... My hubby says exactly the same. My reply is "I do listen... when you say something important, that is."
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 17, 2017 9:19:44 GMT
My husband 5 minutes after he gets home: "Hey, I'm tired of you not listening!" Cool. Think about how I've felt all day!!! 😣 This goes to bit on the off-topic side but anyway... My hubby says exactly the same. My reply is "I do listen... when you say something important, that is." Heheheeeeee. I should've made it more specific that he was talking to my daughter. It seemed like she had misplaced her ears yesterday!
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Jan 17, 2017 16:27:26 GMT
My husband 5 minutes after he gets home: "Hey, I'm tired of you not listening!" Cool. Think about how I've felt all day!!! 😣 My husband was traveling for work last week and I was home with the baby who was sick, teething and just starting this awesome sleep regression phase. The day after he got back, I asked him to play with her for about 30 minutes so I could get a shower and have a few minutes to myself. When I finished he was laying on the ground next to her, rubbing his temples and he looked up at me and said "This baby is wearing me down, I think I need to go take a nap now". At this point, I was running on coffee and about 11 hours of sleep over a 3 day period. I think he saw my eye twitching from across the room and then quickly changed his mind about that nap. Yesterday when I picked my daughter up from daycare, a 4 year old girl from the "big kids" class was leaving with her dad. As we were all walking out to the parking lot I heard her singing "Uptown Funk" but she replaced the word "Funk" with "Butt". I sense a theme with children over the age of 3 and the word butt, I have so much to look forward to!
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 17, 2017 23:55:56 GMT
My kid just lifted up her shirt and made her stomach talk... ace ventura style. "I'M HUNGRY! PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED!!"
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Post by DragonKingReborn on Jan 18, 2017 0:23:57 GMT
My husband 5 minutes after he gets home: "Hey, I'm tired of you not listening!" Cool. Think about how I've felt all day!!! 😣 This goes to bit on the off-topic side but anyway... My hubby says exactly the same. My reply is "I do listen... when you say something important, that is." You should hang out with my wife. You'd get on splendidly.
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Post by cknarf on Jan 18, 2017 20:24:18 GMT
Playing Dead Space:
"Isaac! Dad! Isaac! DAAAAAAAAD!" (While pointing)
*excited arm flailing when monsters show up.*
"Ew gross." (when I get splattered)
Playing Dead Space 2:
Gabe: FUCK!
Son:FUCK!
Playing Smite:
*Waves to Ymir when recalling*
Playing Division:
*responds to character emotes.
Edit to add: He got really sad at the end of DS2's DLC.
"Gabe gone. Bye Gabe."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 21:09:22 GMT
My oldest.
We are leaving. Do you have to go poddy?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Let's get you strapped in.
I have to go poddy now.
My youngest.
We are leaving. Do you have to go poddy?
No.
Are you sure?
No.
We'll risk it.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 19, 2017 12:11:19 GMT
*calls for daddy through the baby monitor* "Daddy's at work, but I'll come get you." - me When I get up there, she's unusually covered up in her blankets and quiet. Usually she jumps out of bed with a huge smile on her face. "What's the matter?" - me I pull back the blankets and she's sniffling. "I wanted it to be daddy so I can have a piggyback ride."
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Post by AllyCatAttack on Jan 19, 2017 18:41:13 GMT
My daughter has been cooing and babbling for months now, but this morning she put both hands on my face and called me "Mama." I was so happy to hear this and it brought a huge smile to my face. She then sneezed directly into my mouth...
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Post by cknarf on Jan 19, 2017 19:14:06 GMT
Children are disgusting creatures.
Especially the tiny ones.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2017 20:30:26 GMT
On rare occasions I do get to have a sleep in.
Standing on my side of the bed, "Mum" hands on hips, exasperated look, head cocked to one side, "You're gona ave to talk to mum. She doesn't know where the syrup is."
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 20, 2017 10:47:43 GMT
Why is it that some days kids only take two bites of a piece of bread and they're full all day, but other days they can eat a whole pizza and insist they're still hungry????
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2017 15:45:27 GMT
We we're driving in car and my older one was asking these questions: Mom, is it true that people who are bitten by vampires become vampires? Mom, are vampires up only at night? Mom what vampires eat? I tried to answer her so that she wouldn't get too frightened. "Mom are you sure vampires aint real?" "Yes I'm sure" and then right after "Mom, what's food poisoning?"
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Post by DragonKingReborn on Jan 20, 2017 17:25:48 GMT
8yo - "Dad, how was the earth made?" Me - " Uh, well..it's a process...um, rock and ice got caught in the Suns gravity and began orbiting it. As the amount of rock and ice grew it compressed the centre, making it hot, and um..yeah." 8yo - "Ok. How many suns are there?" Me - "I don't know, mate. Billions. Lots." 8yo - "How long has the sun been there?" Me - "Um...like, 5 billion years..." *getting pretty desperate at this point. We were in the car so I couldn't Google.* 8yo - " And it will be there forever?" Me - "Well, not forever, no. It will eventually burn all its gas and die...but billions and billions of years from now." 8yo - ......... Me - "It's not something you'll need to worry about." 8yo - "Um, can Green Lantern fly faster than Superman in space?" The train of thought...
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 21, 2017 19:31:18 GMT
Cleaned and organized my daughters bedroom today.
I found 17 socks under the bed. I also found 3 socks and a pair of under wear in the air vent. And 30,000 hair ties in the carpet.
Why.
Side note, I also found two of my husband's hideous Hawaiian shirts in her closet. I had forgotten I was hiding them from him...
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Post by Gilli on Jan 22, 2017 16:11:57 GMT
^^^^ my mom is sending me Whatsapp messages when she's laying on the couch and can't move, because the cat is sleeping on her.
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Jan 23, 2017 11:37:54 GMT
I was rolling out my sciatic nerve pain with a tennis ball. She was sooooo intrigued by what I was doing. Then my husband came walking through the door, home from work. "Daddy, Mom's using a ball to scratch her bum." He was like.........."what the?"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2017 12:46:15 GMT
My kid was yelling "moooom, my butt is itching, will you scratch it?" No, honey, everybody scratches their own butt, thank you very much... we now go by the rule "if You can reach it, I wont scratch it".
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