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Post by sil on Jul 4, 2017 18:24:35 GMT
So, what (shit) story justification do you think he'll have for being in Andromeda in the blog update?
He's one crappy theory; that the Batarians originate from Andromeda and they are in the Milky Way because of an ancient expedition from Andromeda to the Milky Way. Here's another; that the kett visited khar'shan and took home batarian slaves, and this fellow escaped.
So, tell me your terrible theories!
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Post by AnDromedary on Jul 4, 2017 18:28:07 GMT
I go with batarian stowaways on the Nexus. If a pyjak and a space hamster can do it, so can the four eyed spider people. Alternatively, when the Bahak system exploded, this dude got catapulted into super FTL and was flung to Andromeda. It really wouldn't surprise me any more at all if they went with that one.
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Post by corsair on Jul 4, 2017 18:28:34 GMT
I think they came aboard the Quarian Ark
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Post by malgus on Jul 4, 2017 18:29:17 GMT
Actually I would go for the more simple theory that he is there because he was place under a false name on the nexus, and when people opened his cryopods, they thought they would see a human, turian, asari, salarian, or krogan but nope here is a batarian that was in the pods all along.
A kind of illegal immigrants in the andromeda iniative.
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Post by Wulfram on Jul 4, 2017 18:29:29 GMT
He hid in Liam's car
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Post by Andrew Waples on Jul 4, 2017 18:38:35 GMT
His couch, it would explain how it's so dirty...
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Post by jaegerbane on Jul 4, 2017 18:38:43 GMT
1) Stowaway
2) He arrived via the hole through time and space left by one of Suko's devastating troll posts
3) His head is a cornish pasty. Your argument is invalid.
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Post by Sanunes on Jul 4, 2017 18:42:55 GMT
Liam used Ryder's facial customization options and boy did he do a bad job.
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Post by kino on Jul 4, 2017 18:43:09 GMT
Alright, here's my shit theory;
A Batarian scout ship went through the Omega Relay and the proximity of the black holes in the Omega sector affected the Relay transfer, causing the scout ship to come out through the Heleus Cluster's black hole.
They've been there the whole time.
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Post by shechinah on Jul 4, 2017 18:43:23 GMT
He was simply a batarian that joined the Andromeda expedition because he applied and was accepted.
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Post by warrior on Jul 4, 2017 18:43:29 GMT
This is now the only explanation I will accept.
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Post by effusion on Jul 4, 2017 18:46:25 GMT
Turns out they didn't go to a new galaxy, they just went in a big circle and visited some new planets.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 18:51:08 GMT
The bartarian is secretly a human in disguise who got bored one day shaved himself bald and stuck googly eyes on his forehead.
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Post by thelonelypoet on Jul 4, 2017 18:53:06 GMT
I FRIGGIN LOVE BATARIANS. This is good news
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Post by setokaiba on Jul 4, 2017 19:00:18 GMT
He rode on the back of a reaper
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Post by maximusarael020 on Jul 4, 2017 19:00:21 GMT
I go with batarian stowaways on the Nexus. If a pyjak and a space hamster can do it, so can the four eyed spider people. Alternatively, when the Bahak system exploded, this dude got catapulted into super FTL and was flung to Andromeda. It really wouldn't surprise me any more at all if they went with that one. I really like your explanation that ties in to the Arrival DLC. That would make a lot of sense. Most Batarians got destroyed, but one or a few ships got sucked into the wormhole created my the destruction of the Mass Relay, or they rode the wave of energy like Voyager from Star Trek.
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Post by Monica21 on Jul 4, 2017 19:10:04 GMT
I thought the "space hamster" was a species that got on board the Tempest from Eos or something. Because it doesn't look anything like an Earth hamster, and it also looks hairless.
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Post by BloodOfShiagur on Jul 4, 2017 19:16:44 GMT
Who the hell knows, not even the Batarian knows, but he always thought the guy who advised him how to get to Omega looked fishy....
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Post by abaris on Jul 4, 2017 19:30:57 GMT
So, tell me your terrible theories! I don't play MP, so basically I couldn't care less. My theory is based entirely in reality. They already have the models, so it's an easy fit to introduce them.
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Post by maximusarael020 on Jul 4, 2017 19:33:18 GMT
So, tell me your terrible theories! I don't play MP, so basically I couldn't care less. My theory is based entirely in reality. They already have the models, so it's an easy fit to introduce them. They don't already have the models, though. I mean, they have the art, but all the programmed models are in Unreal 4 (I think)? and MEA it's all Frostbite. I'm not sure how easy it is to transfer stuff like that between engines, but based on the Asari clone fiasco, not easy probably.
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Post by maxon on Jul 4, 2017 19:41:13 GMT
LOL - you should do a poll. These are the ones I'd vote for:
I go with batarian stowaways on the Nexus. If a pyjak and a space hamster can do it, so can the four eyed spider people He hid in Liam's car He arrived via the hole through time and space left by one of Suko's devastating troll posts Turns out they didn't go to a new galaxy, they just went in a big circle and visited some new planets The bartarian is secretly a human in disguise who got bored one day shaved himself bald and stuck googly eyes on his forehead He rode in on the back of a reaper
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Post by Aries on Jul 4, 2017 19:41:34 GMT
Alright, here's my shit theory; A Batarian scout ship went through the Omega Relay and the proximity of the black holes in the Omega sector affected the Relay transfer, causing the scout ship to come out through the Heleus Cluster's black hole. They've been there the whole time. Exchange force for black holes
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Post by Aries on Jul 4, 2017 19:42:44 GMT
If a pyjak and a space hamster can do it, so can the four eyed spider people. Pretty sure the "hamster" is native species of Heleus cluster.
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Post by Rivercurse on Jul 4, 2017 19:43:39 GMT
I think the meeting went something like this: "Lets add a batarian to the MP" "But there aren't any batarians in Andromeda?" "Well yeah, but people might spend more money on packs if we give them a new race to play as" "Put a batarian in the MP" -- edit - Oh go on, have a picture too.
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Post by haolyn on Jul 4, 2017 19:47:03 GMT
His couch, it would explain how it's so dirty... the 2% unknown mystery finally solved
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