Dragon Age lines of dialogue that you'll always remember

Merrill: You must really like the Hawke family.
Aveline: Why do you say that?
Merrill: You came all the way from Lothering with them, didn't you? And they're not even your clan.
Aveline: Humans don't have clans, Merrill.
Merrill: Exactly! You came so far together, and you didn't even have a Keeper to make you get along.
Aveline: So your Keeper tells you to stop kicking each other, or she'll turn the aravel around?
Merrill: Sometimes she also warns us to stop pulling hair.

Aveline: I didn't expect you to stick around for this mess Merrill. This has nothing to do with your elves.
(If Hawke is romancing Merrill)
Merrill: I love Hawke, I wouldn't go anywhere.
Aveline: But it's not your fight.
Merrill: I love Hawke.
Aveline: You said that.
Merrill: I say it a lot. It makes things clearer, takes away doubt when everything is crazy and people are dying.
Aveline: I understand.
Merrill: Oh, good. Someone should.

Varric: "I think I need to have some words with my publishers. The first will be: 'You' and the second will be: 'bastards'."  

Hah, this could apply to every character the player in question does not like. Too bad that Blackwall turns out to be a fake Warden, else it would have been litaral.

"muffins on the roof......because tits?" Who said that? I don't think I've ever heard that line that I can remember. Sounds like something Merrill might say in DA II based on how she doesn't always pick up on things or understand things that humans say. But I gather this is about DA:I so it couldn't be Merrill...

The same Merrill that's looks for dirty spells in Anders' grimoire? And is infatuated with Isabela. Haha, yeah I absolutely think that Merrill would say, "tits." 

But, yes, that's something Sera can say to a romanced Inquisitor. It was such a delightfully absurd thing for her to say that it's stuck in my memory all this time later. 

"The Timing was certainly very...convenient." -Grand Enchanter Fiona.

Also my reaction to pretty much 99% of news going on today.

Flemeth: "We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment... and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly."

Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter? 

Still makes me laugh.

Sera: "Don't you think that this ruin counts as our honeymoon."

Iron Bull: "You're a real Sera-bass!"
Sera: "Try to sow my lips shut and you're a pincushion. With. Arrows."
Iron Bull: "I don't think there is a twine strong enough to keep your mouth shut."
Sera: "That is what she said."

Sera: "If that bitch ruins my honeymoon I'll stick my boot up her qun!"

I am surprised Alistair doesn't get more love:

"What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."

Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what this is?"
Warden: "Your new weapon of choice?"
Alistair: "Yes, that's right. Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!"

"You know, one good thing about the Blight is how it brings people together."

"Nothing like a brush with death to make you... not like death much."