Dragon Age lines of dialogue that you'll always remember

I still get great joy about the Templar I blackmailed about something. And then I had Hawke act like they had no memory about it the blackmail, and he was like, SO PUT OUT.

"Ya know? The person you BLACKMAILED me about?!!"

A few more choice Hawke lines...

"I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair."

"Abominations are always so awkward at family reunions."

"That does ring a bell. Hard to remember... I've killed so many things."

"I'll have to remember to use that. "A demon made me do it!"

"Fenris: This freedom tastes like ashes!

Hawke: I always thought it tasted like chicken."

"I'm guessing you don't mean my ability to juggle small rodents to Orlesian ballads."

"You're fast! Like a mangy, blighted, little mongoose."

"I'll only wear dresses that are absolutely festooned with ruffles!"

"Tallis: What do you call it when you kill someone and take their stuff?

Hawke: Adventuring!"

"Looks like the duke... has fallen from grace."

"If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker's bosom."

"First day, they come and catch everyone."
"Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat."
"Third day, the men are all gnawed on again."
"Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate."
"Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn."
"Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams."
"Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew."
"Eighth day, we hated as she is violated."
"Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin."
"Now she does feast, as she's become the beast."
"Now you lay and wait, for their screams will haunt you in your dreams."

Lots of good ones to choose from but one that always comes to mind is one very simple word.

Inquisitor: You answered the death of your clan... with a goat?
Movran: A courtroom? Unnecessary! You killed my idiot son, and I answered, as is my custom, by smacking your holdings with goat's blood.
(Inquisitor glances over at Josephine)
Josephine: Don't look at me.

Inquisitor: I call for rehabilitation! The skull shall do public theater about the evils of evil. I also judge the box: End table for orphans.
Josephine: That's... quite enough, Inquisitor. Point taken.

Cullen: You know, if you squint, Lake Calenhad is shaped like a bunny.
(Beat)
Josephine: I think we should get back to—
Leliana: (gasp) I think I see it!

Dorian: Like a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood. 'Dorian, why can't you look after your little friends? Corypheus peed on the carpet again!' In this analogy, the carpet is Haven.

Cassandra: What of Magister Erimond? Do you sense a secret pain in him?
Cole: No. Erimond is an arsehole.
Cassandra: [chuckles] Well said.

Inquisitor: I don't kill that many people...
Dorian: Are you joking? I'm only surprised you didn't kill someone walking over here.

"It is all one world herald, all that changes is our place in it." -Mother Giselle. Really love the quote because it is such a perfect response to the Inquisitor's view there and a rather interesting take on the 'afterlife'.

"What? There's no applause? Fine!" -Dorian.

Not from the game but always one of my favorites "Idealism is our stock in trade lambert. A religion without ideals is tyranny." -Divine Justinia. Amazing quote.

"We came in te name of the Inquisition but no one was expecting us.

No one.

No one." The Inquisitor and an Inquisition scout.

"Blessed are those that stand before the corrupt and the wicked and do not falter. Blessed are the peacekeepers, the Champions of the Just. Blessed are the righteous the lights in the shadows. In their blood the maker's will is written." -The Chant of Light. By far my favorite part of the Chant of Light.

A few from Sten

"Wonders of Theads, what do they sell, geography questions?"

"There was a child, a fat slovenly thing, in the village we passed , I relieved him of these confections. He did not need more."

"Qunari are most dangerous because we are thinking men & not an unthinking force."

"You mean that I should remark upon the weather before I cut off a man's head?"

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new & greater than my forebears' & so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned & untried. Less than the whole of his being."


I personally think Sten is one of the most quotable & memorable characters of DA

"Well, fart me a lullaby."

How did we get this far without "Swooping is bad"?

Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran:' Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well, thank you kindly for informing me.