Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 21, 2021 21:12:34 GMT
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Beerfish is a great poet, But not you, you or you!
Take it away poets!
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Oct 21, 2021 21:23:48 GMT
I got out of bed
landed on my head
Now I think I'm Napoleon!
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Oct 21, 2021 21:24:46 GMT
I'm posting in the lobby
It's really quite a hobby
Say, whatever happened to Dobby? O.o
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Mostly silly, occasionally useful.
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Post by Jeremiah12LGeek on Oct 21, 2021 21:27:58 GMT
I admit I'm bored, but I suppose three Is enough poems to write for me I cobbled together 10 whole lines Now I celebrate with wines.  |
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mousestalker
N7
ღ The Untitled
Just here for the cosplay
Staff Mini-Profile Theme: Mousestalker
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
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ღ The Untitled
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Post by mousestalker on Oct 21, 2021 21:37:43 GMT
Smurfs are smurf,
Smurfs are smurf,
I smurf smurf
and so do smurf.
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Giant Ambush Beetle
Welcome to the desert of the real
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Oct 21, 2021 22:11:09 GMT
Gaming every day
Keeps reality at bay
Lifting every day
Keeps the doctor away
And if you don't agree
Into your face you'll get my knee
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Take care around angry mountains
And their red hot magma fountains
Volcanoes might be pretty
Volcanoes might be rad
But if you fall into lava
You are super dead
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 21, 2021 22:31:07 GMT
The dove soars over head
But where dost the winds blow?
The dove soars a bit lower
And splats into a window.
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 21, 2021 22:33:26 GMT
The smurf was blue, the smurf was blue
But when I stepped on him the smurf was blue goo
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 22:54:20 GMT
I like big butts
and I cannot lie
you other brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get SPRUNG
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Post by nopersdeviv on Oct 21, 2021 23:08:59 GMT
To craft a poem takes a bit of skill,
Reorganizing words and phrases until,
The lines that you write are both flowing and clear.
With images created and emotions sincere.
Sonnets, and ballads, and limericks too,
Are all types of poems with a different view.
Though not all poems rhyme, or even make sense,
The prose of a poem can invoke feelings, intense.
Poems have many purposes, there isn't just one.
From being insightful to having some fun.
What makes a good poet? you may ask.
A love for the words and a knack for the task.
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Spirit talker
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Giant Ambush Beetle
Welcome to the desert of the real
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giantambushbeetle
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Oct 21, 2021 23:17:52 GMT
There might be beauty in hardship
There might be redemption in pain
But without hope
All is in vain
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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Beerfish
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 22, 2021 0:58:25 GMT
Beerfish ate a pecan pie
He sweated though it was fall
He dined on biscuits and gravy
Though being Canadian he started sayin 'ya'll'
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Post by nopersdeviv on Oct 22, 2021 6:28:00 GMT
The morning begins, time to wake up...
coffee
Releasing a groan,rubbing sleep tired eyes...
coffee
Sitting up slowly, with a stretch and a yawn...
coffee
A mental nudge to get out of bed...
coffee
A groggy trip to the washroom, a quick jump in the shower...
coffee
Shuffling to the kitchen, one thing on the mind...
coffee
Preparing the brewer, water...check.
coffee
Filter...check.
coffee
Replacing the glass pot...check.
coffee
Pulling down a tin and removing the lid...
coffee
It's empty! Dammit!Nothing, except a few grounds...
no coffee
Screw mornings and sunshine,and being awake...
out of coffee
It's too early for this,heading back to bed...
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 22, 2021 14:32:51 GMT
Beerfish has a cupcake
he contemplates the coloured sprinkles
it travels through his colon
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Post by AnDromedary on Oct 22, 2021 16:46:58 GMT
I played a game made by BioWare
saved the world with panache and fanfare
but I have to admit
the romance was shit
because we had sex in our underwear
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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beerfish
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 22, 2021 21:36:45 GMT
Young Anders was a naughty boy
He stole cookies from the pantry
Old Anders was a naughtier boy
He blew up ye old Chantry
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Post by nopersdeviv on Oct 23, 2021 19:30:12 GMT
Eyes alert, ears perked.
Haunches tense, teeth bared.
What do you sense my mabari friend?
What makes your fur bristle so?
Do the darkspawn come?
A cry rings out.
Ash Warriors prepare!
Prep Kaddis and collars!
Don Armor and blades!
The Enemy's approaching!
And marching to their graves!
Go side by side into battle,
Mabari and men.
Fight fiercely and bravely,
Last to the end.
battle,mabari and men.
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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Beerfish
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 23, 2021 21:29:33 GMT
Feline cat eyes peer from the shadows
Is it a mouse or perhaps a bird on the wing?
Feline wriggles and pounces from the darkness
Damn my evil owner, it is only a string.
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Post by rewindbutton on Oct 25, 2021 14:23:58 GMT
There once was a lady from Rennes,
who was a member of BSN.
She was such a wailer,
and she swore like a sailor,
the mods banned her again!
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Atemporal Vanguardian-Debugger
N6
At sunrise there is the sunset.
To find the secrets of the universe: Think in terms of energy, frequency & VIBRATION -Nikola Tesla
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Shattered Steel, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda, SWTOR
Origin: NO. NEVER. AGAIN.
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PSN: No
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At sunrise there is the sunset.
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To find the secrets of the universe: Think in terms of energy, frequency & VIBRATION -Nikola Tesla
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NO. NEVER. AGAIN.
No.
No
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Post by Atemporal Vanguardian-Debugger on Oct 26, 2021 5:42:46 GMT
You say you know me.
You do not.
You say you know me.
You can rot.
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2022 has been a year FILLED with ups and downs (quite literally)...Here's hoping 2023 will be better
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Post by Energizer Bunny 211 on Oct 31, 2021 16:17:52 GMT
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
When I listen to Janis Joplin
My neighbours do too
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Oct 31, 2021 17:01:08 GMT
Black cats are scary
When they cross your path
Black cats are scary
But not as scary as math.
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Energizer Bunny 211
2022 has been a year FILLED with ups and downs (quite literally)...Here's hoping 2023 will be better
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Jan 15, 2017 18:43:23 GMT
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energizerbunny211
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem
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Post by Energizer Bunny 211 on Nov 2, 2021 15:21:41 GMT
Little Timmy took a drink, but couldn't drink no more. Because what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
-Ewey Gooey was a Worm, a mighty worm was he. He came upon the railroad tracks, the train he did not see. Ewey Gooey!
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Beerfish
N7
Little Pumpkin
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
Origin: Beerfish
XBL Gamertag: Beerfish77
Posts: 14,458 Likes: 33,892
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Beerfish
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beerfish
https://bsn.boards.net/user/314/personal
Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, KOTOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Mass Effect Andromeda, Anthem, Mass Effect Legendary Edition
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Post by Beerfish on Nov 2, 2021 15:40:44 GMT
The Road runner runs, the road runner runs
I should really just use guns
Why oh why do you wish him dead?
I wish to drop and anvil on his head.
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Fortifying everything.
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Post by Son of Dorn on Nov 3, 2021 17:37:55 GMT
Blood Angels are red
Ultramarines are blue
But none of them fail
as much as Abaddon the Failure.
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