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The Seagull

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Dragons are rangy,
Coyotes are mangy,
Felines are sleepy,
Bird toenails are creepy.

Roses are Red
Limes are all green
The flower-headed cat
Is very very mean

Picking on Beerfish is really quite neat,
When he answers us back, it's always a treat,
Whether jokes about kale or coyotes so schmaawt,
He never retreats and plays his fun part,
But for all of the ribbing, if he ever left here,
BSN would be sad, 'cause Beerfish is held dear.




Narrator: Obviously, Grinch's account was hacked ...

Sasha says she didn't post this ...

Must of have been some sneaky critter ...

Prolly some mangy coyote.

I wrote a poem about one of my cats from several years ago:

"The Queen of Comfort sitting on her throne. One of many she has scattered around her home."

A good beer is Amber or golden in colour, while Guinness is made with Molasses

Whatever rhymes with Molasses can kiss my lily white...... Never mind

He said on a bet,
"You ain't seen nothin' nyet"
But that's when our Pa
Replied "Yes, Oui, Si Ja, Da!"

Beerrfish said "This kale tastes funny,
almost musky
did you do something to it, Bunny?"
The rabbit sat silent, not giving an inch,
His voice had grown husky,
thinking of the Grinch.

Luckily the main course was a dish quite rare
Rib roast (au gratin) of dragon tartare.

"Oh, I'm, I'm.....I'm in the book!  She.............she put me in the book!   Oh, I am reading the shit out of this!"

I like my coffee to taste like Coffee, not like Toffee or Vanilla; that coffee mate stuff'll kill ya.

I've never seen an Orc eat pork or use a fork. They like eating Hobbitses raw and wriggling, and they are said to drink the blood of the dead. Not while it is red, but they wait until it turns black instead.

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