DA Fan gives TW3 a shot: Text Based Let's Play

There Can Be Only One

So I walk up o this guy, walking on water, about what a Witcher like Geralt can expect since he's saved the world and all.

When a Hermit chillaxing on a lil island says, "You are like, totally awesome. I'll give you this sword on one condition. Fight me, bro."

And Geralt was like "Sweet, Broooooo!"

And he was easier to slap down than a Kikimore Warrior. But don't tell him/her I said that.

Anyway, got the sword. Then laughed as Geralt fell in.

Kinda annoyed, it's better damage than my grandmaster silver sword.

Don't you recall which sword that is? Major nod to TW1 from the devs. And I love the properties it has. 

Oh ya, why did that guy just be like, "you've passed all the tests already"? Was he counting stuff I've done just in this DLC? The Whole Game? the trilogy?

You can get it on with her in the first game, and it's actually one of the few flings I like pre-TW3. "M'lady, your ass puts others to shame." 

Sadly, she's just a cameo in B&W.

The TW1 Let's Play I watched was one where the player was getting all the collectible sex cards. I'm glad my memory didn't fail me.

I swear they're all cribbed from classical paintings .

Dear Maker.

Thank goodness I just picked the standing pose. Moment he tried to push non Roach in me I noped out. And the laying pose seemed weird when I thought it was supposed to be a fighting scene

Duchess should die, the bitch