DA Fan gives TW3 a shot: Text Based Let's Play

What? Why do I/Geralt care if Syanna is injured? Concern is so nut mutual

Saw burning towns person, went to mercy kill him, no go.

Then it occurs to me to try aard but he's already dead. Hmm

Approve of telling Syanna that I don't give a crap about her past.

Noooo!! I only bothered with the Ribbon because she challenged me to Gwent! Argh!!!!

....why does Geralt care that Anna died?

Did you find the scene where CDPR makes fun of their own sex cards in the first game?

Pfft

I mean,did the whole DLC on death March and didn't need it?

Replaying the other ending option where I go after the Unseen.

Relieved to hear Damien sill lives by retreating back to the palace.

Nailed that Orianna nibbles on kids way before I found the "old bite marks". Also found two things funny: Geralt comments that she spent a lot of money on the upkeep of the place but then you walk in and it's pretty sub par. 2nd, chasing down the Cart and find a random Duchy Knight doing patrols.

Ya know, like you do any night, except this night you can see hundreds of vampires attacking the main city

Lol Geralt awkwardly talking to birds.

Speaking of talking to Animals, I still haven't got to talk to Roach