Who are your least favorite squadmates in the ME trilogy and why? [Pick 2]

I'll be honest and say that I keep forgetting Morinth is a thing outside Samara's loyalty mission. Like, don't even remember that Morinth can be a squadmate.

Now that I've played through the games, I like Zaeed even more. He was pretty funny when he was trying to boobie trap Shepard's apartment with Garrus and his running commentary makes me laugh. 

I despised Miranda at some point. Didn't like the way she reacted in ME2 when I sided with Jack instead of her. Wasn't very sad when I lost her at the end!

Jacob: he was just too boring for my taste. And also an unfaithful bastard.. 💩

The fact that Zaeed and Thane have received more dislike votes than Javik is a bit puzzling to me but hey... to each their own!

Jacob and Zaeed.

Jacob was a flubbed character. Not actually THE WORST THING EVER. A lot good to his 'recipe'. But it did, not, work.

Zaeed was useless and the merc story is one of the least interesting to me (though I like the varied groups aspect of it; something maybe returning for a group in MEA). That's great you're a psycho Zaeed, but you're a bit too psycho for even this psycho ship.

Poll seems to have closed now, but I would probably pick:

James - He's not a terrible character, he seems like quite a nice guy, but he comes in at the last game of the trilogy when you're surrounded by squadmates and NPCs from the previous 2 games, and unlike Javik, who is pretty well integrated into the game, with James it felt a bit like the developers went "Wait, we need another human squadmate, quick, put something together".
Kaidan - Kaidan tried to ninja-mance my FemShep. Kaidan got left on Virmire.

Feel like I should really do a playthrough where I keep Kaidan around and see if he grows on me in the rest of the trilogy.

Yeah, I figured no one would be paying attention to this once MEA launched.  Wish I could take back the closing of the poll.  Oh, well.

For me it will always Jacob, but honestly I think he's the character we love to hate so at least he has some purpose.

The second one would probably be EDI. I mean I really like her character in Mass Effect 2 but I wish she was never given a body and made into a squadmate or at least give us the chance to prevent it. I preferred her relationship with Joker as a more platonic attachment too.

This is all from a character/story point of view, power wise I don't think anyone was really useless.

I voted for Liara and Jacob. 

Liara, well, in a way it's not really Liara's fault that the writer's decided to make her their pet and as a consequence she was inconsistent through three games. I have a really hard time believing should would make a good information broker after being the socially awkward archaeologist that she was in ME1. In ME3 she kinda finds some balance, but honestly she's a terrible shadow broker. If they wanted to make somebody that was Shepard's ally the Shadow Broker is should have been Miranda. Who I could actually believe could do the job with some pragmatism. There is also the fact the game seems to be constantly throwing Liara's romance at you, whether you want it or not. I mean both versions (romance and non-romance) of the conversation between Aethyta and Liara at Apollo's makes it sound like even if you aren't romancing Liara you should be because she's pretty and blue!   No thanks, I'll stick with the velociraptor with the sexy voice. And the writers forcing Shepard to care about Liara is annoying, too (hug on Illium, "Liara's in there!", and a few others). I also dislike the physical changes they made to Liara's model in LotSB.  The change in her eye color is just weird and unnatural looking. The rest of her appearance is not so bad but that dark blue after the pretty gray she had before just creeps me out. 

As for Jacob. I dislike his voice actor with a passion. Jacob on paper actually isn't all that bad, but his voice actor turned him into a walking stereotype in my opinion. A stupid jock, who can't stick to anything. He jumped ship with the Alliance, with the corsairs, with Cerberus, Shepard (if romanced), and he won't stick with Brynn either. Mark my words. His attitude towards the survivors of the Hugo Gernsback irritates me. At least first he gets  a little better towards the end of that mission, and actually has some backbone when talking to his father. The fact that he brings up all these cool things he's done, saved the council from a batarian attack, flew with the corsairs, etc. but then does a 180 and doesn't want to talk about it irritates me, too. The way femshep talks to him irritates me even more. What the hell was Bioware thinking? And why was Jacob a biotic? I mean seriously so you could have a tutorial about biotics right away? That is a dumb reason to make a character a biotic (especially since human biotics are supposed to be rare). If Shepard is not a biotic why not just wait until Freedom's Progress and use Miranda? Who I can actually believe would be a biotic. I think if Jacob had been a little more like James, just your Average Joe soldier who was just damn good at killing things, he would have been a better character. 

I love Jacob's music theme though. 

That is exactly what I mean. I don't know if they just got the wrong dialog there, like how in Inquisition they used the wrong "What's going on here?"during the memories in the Fade scene, or what. It just grates on my nerves so much that I only talk to Jacob enough to get his loyalty mission and that's it.

After mentioning Jacob's nice ass, I wondered if it would've been just fair if he repeatedly stuck his bum towards the camera just like Miranda does. Total anti-SJW internet meltdown would ensue, heh.