Alec Ryder would have been a better protagonist thread

That is why you go for the balls first, that will give you better force when you upper cut him.

And did we just get the three "experts" in gaming in this thread?

If Alec Ryder were a meal, what kind of food would he be?

I'm going with New York Strip Steak with a side of garlic mashed potatoes with a glass of cabernet.

think you could beat this guy up?


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I obviously can not cause i'm nothing but a man, and he's a god.

I would rather not play as some set in stone character that I can't customize. Also I like playing as someone that is green. I get to make them a badass and build them into who they will become.

Nope, 186cm god here. Manlets shouldn't breed.

Clearly people in India aren't listening to you. Look at the average height of that country and its total population. Also I'd love to see 175 cm Connor Mcgregor wipe the floor with you. 

I don't like old people.
For gay men, "old" is 30.

I'm going to miss Shepard.  Shepard was revealed as humanity's greatest badass in the first few minutes of Mass Effect.  She rose to become the greatest badass from any specieis in 100s of millions of years.

But my headcannon Shepard is dead.  She died in a military Hospital in Toronto five months after the battle of London from complications from crush syndrome and ruptured eezo-powered implants, complicated by early dementia brought on by trying to communicate with Starchild.

Alec comes across to me as Shepard-Lite-Turned-Ahab.  Not really interested.  "Moby Dick" just isn't my thing.  And the "lite" version of all beers sucks.  Frankly, if a beer brand has a "lite" version, all its flavors suck.

Finally, for some weird reason, I've slowly warmed up to the idea of playing a clumsy doofus who gets his job because Dad is the boss, even if he has the face of a bro wannabee from the nerdiest frat on campus.  Lambda Lambda Lambda forever!

As a rule unspoken yes but from my experience and this forum apparently not.

Yeah. That's an alpha cuck if I ever saw one.