*** The Things Pugs Say ***

JGDD crashed on Wave 11, after the host migration it was Torn_ACL, myself, and two pugs who joined. Well after a host migration and successful extraction, it comes up a big red screen that says Mission Failed anyway.

Back in the lobby, one of the pugs was VERY mad about this.

"WHY THE FUCK IS IT "FAILED"?!

I was the new host, so I answered his question by leaving the lobby to join JGDD's new one.

My favorite of all times will be the "Motherf*****g Looser" dude, who insisted on charging banshees with his Kroguard and then got sync killed, while I wasn't doing "my job". My juggernaut was "supposed to keep the banshees busy". He screamed it every time he got crushed, that I "really have to learn the basics before playing" and that it was totally my fault that the match was going down.

Well I extracted, quadrippled his score (which really wasn't hard) and completed the spitfire challenge that match. I wonder what he meant by going down

Ive seen the pics bunz, the way you look you gotta be pullin down some tail no? you catfishing everyone with these pics?

"Fuck. Everything."

- some PUG after getting sync-killed immediately after using medi-gel to get up on wave 11. That PUG then proceeded to rage quite the match, forfeiting all his credits and experience.

that pug, was me.

"Shouldn't play gold with a bunch of idiots"

... said the pug playing the worst MQ Infiltrator ever, scoring a solid 50.000 in the end in U/U setup. Dagger Hazard/Collectors was the outcome, lag worse than playing on MPApr2012 host and another pug that shouldn't play gold either. I never thought we would survive this, even managed a full extraction in the end (36:11). Time for a beer, I guess

Think i posted these before, but as the original will be deleted:

Pre-mic days, i am human engineering on ghost vs reapers, probably silver.
Loudmouth kid vanguarding like a twat.
Spent most of the match yelling 'charge you freaking retard!' And getting himself synced or bleeding out. I have to solo one wave and all i can hear is 'don't die don't die omg don't die' he was almost in tears!
Ugh.

Also pre-mic i join a couple of chatty guys who take the piss out of my yellow colour scheme for my human soldier. Calling him bananaman and laughing at him. They changed their tune when I end up playing well while they keep dying and i hear 'lets stay with bananaman and we'll be ok'

I still think the best thing i ever heard wasn't from a pug, but from a friend getting a bit angry with the game, who over-cover grabbed a cerberus guy (I think) and muttered 'I'm gonna grab you by the arse and fuck you'

Oooh it was classic as he didn't think anyone had heard him.
We used that phrase a lot

I assume all this chatting is on console? No-one talks on PC. Miserable sods <maxon tries to remember where she put her mic>.

The visuals ... the sweet, sweet visuals.

hahaha this is too good. Miss my xbox 360 halo days of extreme shit talking people. i'll see what i can pull off the PS3 later tonight. I'm sure i have some juicy ones still lingering there

Was he an unmaxxed manifest?  It's possible that was his best (or even only) grenade package.

I try to be a little understanding in those sorts of cases.

It's been a few weeks back, but had a know it all pug giving his buddy a hard time, even though his friend was not scrubbing it up like the know it all. I had my mic off, and just to listen to the shit this guy was saying was amusing and sad at the same time. But, the best was when he said "Cryo ammo is by far the best ammo you can use." I spit some of my beer out as I laughed at that shit.