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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 30, 2017 13:55:20 GMT
Drack never got an answer to his question, so we may never actually know for sure but evidence does suggest the Pyjak possesses both the reach and the flexibity necessary for such an endeavor.
The question becomes does it need to? Would it feel compelled to scratch its butt and would Drack ask this question of a human if he did not know the answer. It may simply be a Krogan expression.
Is the sky actually blue? No, but we often ask if it is to point out the obvious.
Consider this, the length of a Pyjaks finger is exceedingly large given the size of its torso. Evolution has gifted them with long fingers but little brains. It may well be that scratching their butts is the one thing they're good at because they have adapted perfectly to fingering things.
Possibly their own butts.
Possibly each others butts, we'll never know though I don't think it would be possible to breed so quickly if they were that good at fingering.
And if we learned anything from Perry the Pyjak it's that Pyjaks love a good romp, which may not be coincidence.
Butt scratching among Pyjaks, may in fact be a form of mating signal or dance; drawing attention to their superior reach, flexibility and finger length.
Which brings me to next point, if a Pyjak does scratch its butt and scratching butts is what a Pyjak does.
Does it sniff its finger afterwards?
Things to think about while out there Pathfinder.
This is ZipZap Zip.
Signing off.
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You truly ask the burning questions that I've wondered about for a long time now.
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Post by henkiedepost on Apr 30, 2017 23:27:00 GMT
How can Pyjaks be real if our butts aren't real?
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This is the riddle that will unlock the meaning of life. Once solved...there will simply be no reason to continue on any longer... temporarily upload pics
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Post by linksocarina on Apr 30, 2017 23:36:51 GMT
This is the riddle that will unlock the meaning of life. Once solved...there will simply be no reason to continue on any longer... temporarily upload picsEh, there will always be other riddles. Like why is it that dogs can't look up?
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 30, 2017 23:39:11 GMT
I'm more interested to know if Space Gerbil (named Hans von Astromaus) stuffs his cheeks with food like a hamster. I leave that pyjak's monkey ass on the Nexus.
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Post by erikson on Apr 30, 2017 23:40:17 GMT
This is the riddle that will unlock the meaning of life. Once solved...there will simply be no reason to continue on any longer... temporarily upload picsEh, there will always be other riddles. Like why is it that dogs can't look up? pff! That's obvious! They don't want to-look whats sitting above them!
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Post by erikson on Apr 30, 2017 23:41:41 GMT
I'm more interested to know if Space Gerbil (named Hans von Astromaus) stuffs his cheeks with food like a hamster. I leave that pyjak's monkey ass on the Nexus. Can the hamster and the pyjak mate? And if so what misbegotten monstrocity will result?
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 30, 2017 23:43:39 GMT
I'm more interested to know if Space Gerbil (named Hans von Astromaus) stuffs his cheeks with food like a hamster. I leave that pyjak's monkey ass on the Nexus. Can the hamster and the pyjak mate? And if so what misbegotten monstrocity will result? We can breed them as a bioweapon and unleash them on the kett.
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Post by erikson on Apr 30, 2017 23:46:28 GMT
Can the hamster and the pyjak mate? And if so what misbegotten monstrocity will result? We can breed them as a bioweapon and unleash them on the kett. The next game! I knew Bioware was plating seeds! "Mass effect Andromeda 2 Hamjak Armageddon"
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Post by Psychevore on Apr 30, 2017 23:54:29 GMT
Can the hamster and the pyjak mate? And if so what misbegotten monstrocity will result? We can breed them as a bioweapon and unleash them on the kett. *coughs* Doesn't the game explicitly say not to feed your Pyjak after 23:59? That's right. You know what you can't feed after mindnight.
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Post by erikson on Apr 30, 2017 23:57:19 GMT
We can breed them as a bioweapon and unleash them on the kett. *coughs* Doesn't the game explicitly say not to feed your Pyjak after 23:59? That's right. You know what you can't feed after mindnight. Hey! I already made a Gremlins joke today...new fourm rule, only 1 Gremlin joke per day. ::gavel:: session adjourned.
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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 0:07:42 GMT
*coughs* Doesn't the game explicitly say not to feed your Pyjak after 23:59? That's right. You know what you can't feed after mindnight. Hey! I already made a Gremlins joke today...new fourm rule, only 1 Gremlin joke per day. ::gavel:: session adjourned. *Shines a light on the Gremlin conversation.* We were talking about Pyjak butts.
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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 0:15:30 GMT
Hey! I already made a Gremlins joke today...new fourm rule, only 1 Gremlin joke per day. ::gavel:: session adjourned. *Shines a light on the Gremlin conversation.* We were talking about Pyjak butts. Can we talk about Gremlin butts? free gif sharing
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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 0:20:58 GMT
*Shines a light on the Gremlin conversation.* We were talking about Pyjak butts. Can we talk about Gremlin butts? free gif sharingThey do have fingers suited to scratching.......
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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 0:24:44 GMT
They do have fingers suited to scratching....... Yes they do at that my photos upload
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This thread. It's going places. You know it.
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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 1:03:42 GMT
This thread. It's going places. You know it. Breeding request, accepted! *Lifts Ryncol*
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You know it. Breeding request, accepted! *Lifts Ryncol*
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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 3:08:54 GMT
This is the riddle that will unlock the meaning of life. Once solved...there will simply be no reason to continue on any longer... temporarily upload picsEh, there will always be other riddles. Like why is it that dogs can't look up? They can, they're just scared of falling up.
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Post by Pyrceval78 on May 1, 2017 3:10:30 GMT
Breeding request, accepted! *Lifts Ryncol* you can put lipstick on a pig.... On topic though, maybe thats why the pyjack needs you. You are not its owner or whatever, you are just a handy ass scratching device.
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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 3:15:48 GMT
you can put lipstick on a pig.... On topic though, maybe thats why the pyjack needs you. You are not its owner or whatever, you are just a handy ass scratching device. Either that or the Pyjak's ass is a furry fingernail file. Something to think about.
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Post by zipzap2000 on May 1, 2017 3:21:35 GMT
you can put lipstick on a pig.... On topic though, maybe thats why the pyjack needs you. You are not its owner or whatever, you are just a handy ass scratching device. Either that or the Pyjak's ass is a furry fingernail file. Something to think about. We might be looking at this the wrong way. What if a Pyjak uses its tail to scratch its butt? And not its finger. The longer fingers could have another use entirely. Like scratching backs.
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Post by erikson on May 1, 2017 3:25:50 GMT
Either that or the Pyjak's ass is a furry fingernail file. Something to think about. We might be looking at this the wrong way. What if a Pyjak uses its tail to scratch its butt? And not its finger. The longer fingers could have another use entirely. Like scratching backs. I think it would be more disturbing if it's tail was a finger...a long furry finger. Horrors of xenobiological exolution. upload images to internet
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