I feel your pain. I had to make my female dwarf look like Frodo Baggins so she could match up with Gollum lookin Sera.
Fucking SJW agendas ruining everything.
Pfft that's nothing. I remain irrationally irritated by [Sera's romance scene] breaking my headcanon that elves don't have pubic hair.
And what's with the naked woman on top tier items? That they wont let me even romance. It sucks that my only choices are Gollum and an alligator/tree hybrid who doesn't even put out!