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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 23:31:12 GMT
Nah pick up lines are not for me. If I was interested in someone I would be straightforward about it. That's pretty well the best way. Pick up lines are kind of iffy, better to be honest.
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Post by Serza on Oct 10, 2016 5:35:09 GMT
Let's face it, it's men. A lot of us are filthy-minded every day and twice on sunday. Might creep me out, though. I get awful shy when the game stops. Only courageous as long as plastic's in the air, folks!You do realize that admission just increased your adorableness by 10 fold, right? ...damn guy doesn't play fair! You KNEW, RIGHT? Girls, beware of THIS one. He's a charmer. No, don't make me laugh... "You are stunning!" Apparently works decently well on the womens, folks. When I used to aspire to be more fit (in between babies) I was a kool kid on a fitness forums and I got one of these messages from a handsome looking avatar. Of course, I replied! "How often does this get you laid? And thanks!" So he decided to tell me: *gasp* he was batch sending msgs to all the females on the site! He was cackling behind his monitor, I'm sure, and just couldn't bear to waste the opportunity to divulge to someone his grand plan. So just like Chunky in the above gif, he decides he will be entertained by telling me about all this jazz. He's got a decent rate of return but most people see through his BS. And I told him "this is a pretty good gig for a creep like you because clearly we all self esteem issues because we think we're too fat!". Anyway fun fact: he was married. And had kids. And this was his hobby. Wow. What a way to be an asshole.
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Post by dzejkob on Oct 10, 2016 5:45:38 GMT
Poland. The name is translated into jacob thats why it may sound like it. Well, yeah, making the phonetic connection, it does sound exactly like Jacob. In English, granted. It gets easier to understand why it's so familiar. Now, I'm firmly in the inland, but the border's not that far away, so... Let's just say I understand every... fourth word on average when I play the Witcher in original language, ok? Well not exactly but close enough! Nice, its pretty difficult language to learn, and yeah i recommend it for just a small tourist visit (specially krakow or wroclaw if you weren't there yet)
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Post by Serza on Oct 10, 2016 5:48:18 GMT
Naw, I was over the border in Ciezsyn, that's it. And that was years ago. Been to Oswiecim/Auschwitz (Pretty sure I got the spelling wrong) on one occasion, but that was English at the most.
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Ah i see it sounded like you're still close by, yeah in Auschwitz they have a lot of English translators. Anyhow hope you enjoyed the stay!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 5:55:12 GMT
This is one my friend made for me: ''Hi my name is Jakub, lets have sex.'' I'm yet to try this one. Men have tried that one on me on occasion, didn't happen though. I think "best" one was: "Wanna go fuck with me and my friend here?" I declined politely. Once in a bus a guy tried with this one "I have this 12pack of beer, want to come over and drink it with me?" No, I didn't. I don't think I've ever used a pickup line in my life, so i don't know any that would work...
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Post by dzejkob on Oct 10, 2016 6:03:10 GMT
This is one my friend made for me: ''Hi my name is Jakub, lets have sex.'' I'm yet to try this one. Men have tried that one on me on occasion, didn't happen though. I think "best" one was: "Wanna go fuck with me and my friend here?" I declined politely. Once in a bus a guy tried with this one "I have this 12pack of beer, want to come over and drink it with me?" No, I didn't. I don't think I've ever used a pickup line in my life, so i don't know any that would work... Lol at least they are very honest! Yeah i never used a pickup line in my life as well, i just ask if she is up for some coffee seems to be good enough.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 6:07:17 GMT
Men have tried that one on me on occasion, didn't happen though. I think "best" one was: "Wanna go fuck with me and my friend here?" I declined politely. Once in a bus a guy tried with this one "I have this 12pack of beer, want to come over and drink it with me?" No, I didn't. I don't think I've ever used a pickup line in my life, so i don't know any that would work... Lol at least they are very honest! Yeah i never used a pickup line in my life as well, i just ask if she is up for some coffee seems to be good enough. Yes please, when and where? See, working already
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Post by Gaston on Oct 10, 2016 6:19:07 GMT
Women shouldn't use pick up lines because it's cringe and good-looking fun women shouldn't even need them because men will already approach them with pick up lines.
Personally I don't think men should really put much thought into pick up lines either. They're often cringe and will turn a woman off. Just open her up by starting a conversation, build a little bit or rapport and then make it clear to her you're interested in more than just talking, after which you pull back a bit and allow her to show if she's also interested or not.
But if you really need some pick up lines, here are some good ones (only to be used by men approaching women, not vice-versa):
"You're the most beautiful woman I've seen... in this bar." (It's great because it's funny, it shows you're interested in her but without putting her on a pedestal.)
"When you think of a manly drink, what kind of drink pops into your head?" (Great opener because it's original and immediately gives you two something to talk about. After she answered, follow up with "That sounds good, why don't you buy me one of those? Next round will be on me!")
"You look like trouble." (Worked for me quite a few times when I used this one. Like the first one, it shows you're intrigued by her but doesn't put her on a pedestal and it establishes you as the dominant person in this conversation. Use this one with a smirk or a smile.)
"Please, explain this to me; why am I so attracted to you?" (Shows interest and makes her qualify to you, which again puts you into the dominant position if you play this one right. Even better when followed up by a neg. For example, if she answers with "I don't know." you'll continue with "Of course you don't, you're a woman, women don't know anything. But I really like you though.")
"Wanna come home with me?" (Use this one as an actual opener. Make sure it's the first or second thing you say. It will show her you have balls which might either completely turn her off or really turn her on. I've tried this one a few times with mixed results. Like I said, it either works really well or really poorly. Use at your own risk!)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 6:40:24 GMT
Women shouldn't use pick up lines because it's cringe and good-looking fun women shouldn't even need them because men will already approach them with pick up lines. Personally I don't think men should really put much thought into pick up lines either. They're often cringe and will turn a woman off. Just open her up by starting a conversation, build a little bit or rapport and then make it clear to her you're interested in more than just talking, after which you pull back a bit and allow her to show if she's also interested or not. But if you really need some pick up lines, here are some good ones (only to be used by men approaching women, not vice-versa): "You're the most beautiful woman I've seen... in this bar." (It's great because it's funny, it shows you're interested in her but without putting her on a pedestal.) "When you think of a manly drink, what kind of drink pops into your head?"(Great opener because it's original and immediately gives you two something to talk about. After she answered, follow up with "That sounds good, why don't you buy me one of those? Next round will be on me!") "You look like trouble."(Worked for me quite a few times when I used this one. Like the first one, it shows you're intrigued by her but doesn't put her on a pedestal and it establishes you as the dominant person in this conversation. Use this one with a smirk or a smile.) "Please, explain this to me; why am I so attracted to you?"(Shows interest and makes her qualify to you, which again puts you into the dominant position if you play this one right. Even better when followed up by a neg. For example, if she answers with "I don't know." you'll continue with "Of course you don't, you're a woman, women don't know anything. But I really like you though.") "Wanna come home with me?"(Use this one as an actual opener. Make sure it's the first or second thing you say. It will show her you have balls which might either completely turn her off or really turn her on. I've tried this one a few times with mixed results. Like I said, it either works really well or really poorly. Use at your own risk!) That one would work on my daughter...actually it describes my daughter...my youngest, she always was trouble. But no, with her it wouldn't establish the man as the dominate one...in fact it might inspire her to prove you right and when that happens...eeep!
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Post by Gaston on Oct 10, 2016 6:45:58 GMT
Women shouldn't use pick up lines because it's cringe and good-looking fun women shouldn't even need them because men will already approach them with pick up lines. Personally I don't think men should really put much thought into pick up lines either. They're often cringe and will turn a woman off. Just open her up by starting a conversation, build a little bit or rapport and then make it clear to her you're interested in more than just talking, after which you pull back a bit and allow her to show if she's also interested or not. But if you really need some pick up lines, here are some good ones (only to be used by men approaching women, not vice-versa): "You're the most beautiful woman I've seen... in this bar." (It's great because it's funny, it shows you're interested in her but without putting her on a pedestal.) "When you think of a manly drink, what kind of drink pops into your head?"(Great opener because it's original and immediately gives you two something to talk about. After she answered, follow up with "That sounds good, why don't you buy me one of those? Next round will be on me!") "You look like trouble."(Worked for me quite a few times when I used this one. Like the first one, it shows you're intrigued by her but doesn't put her on a pedestal and it establishes you as the dominant person in this conversation. Use this one with a smirk or a smile.) "Please, explain this to me; why am I so attracted to you?"(Shows interest and makes her qualify to you, which again puts you into the dominant position if you play this one right. Even better when followed up by a neg. For example, if she answers with "I don't know." you'll continue with "Of course you don't, you're a woman, women don't know anything. But I really like you though.") "Wanna come home with me?"(Use this one as an actual opener. Make sure it's the first or second thing you say. It will show her you have balls which might either completely turn her off or really turn her on. I've tried this one a few times with mixed results. Like I said, it either works really well or really poorly. Use at your own risk!) That one would work on my daughter...actually it describes my daughter...my youngest, she always was trouble. Yeah the "you look like trouble" one is extremely effective and successful because most girls these days between 16 and 26 are trouble (and they know it). By opening with that it immediately makes them wonder what you mean and whether you've seen something or if she has done something to make her look that way. It's funny and it immediately makes the convo about her (which is a good thing) without coming off as a creep or a thirsty virgin. How old is your daughter? I'm not planning on asking her out, just curious.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 6:49:18 GMT
That one would work on my daughter...actually it describes my daughter...my youngest, she always was trouble. Yeah the "you look like trouble" one is extremely effective and successful because most girls these days between 16 and 26 are trouble (and they know it). By opening with that it immediately makes them wonder what you mean and whether you've seen something or if she has done something to make her look that way. It's funny and it immediately makes the convo about her (which is a good thing) without coming off as a creep or a thirsty virgin. How old is your daughter? I'm not planning on asking her out, just curious. She turns 28 at the end of November. My oldest turns 30 at the end of this month. My youngest is a bit of a partier who likes cars, driving forklifts and bobcats, and my oldest is a computer nerd and works at the library.
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Post by Gaston on Oct 10, 2016 7:02:08 GMT
Yeah the "you look like trouble" one is extremely effective and successful because most girls these days between 16 and 26 are trouble (and they know it). By opening with that it immediately makes them wonder what you mean and whether you've seen something or if she has done something to make her look that way. It's funny and it immediately makes the convo about her (which is a good thing) without coming off as a creep or a thirsty virgin. How old is your daughter? I'm not planning on asking her out, just curious. She turns 28 at the end of November. My oldest turns 30 at the end of this month. My youngest is a bit of a partier who likes cars, driving forklifts and bobcats, and my oldest is a computer nerd and works at the library. She's almost exactly my age then (I'm turning 28 this month). Considering she's a partier and a troublemaker, that line would probably work really well on her. I hope the guys in her area don't know about this line, for your sake, hahaha. :')
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 7:41:32 GMT
She turns 28 at the end of November. My oldest turns 30 at the end of this month. My youngest is a bit of a partier who likes cars, driving forklifts and bobcats, and my oldest is a computer nerd and works at the library. She's almost exactly my age then (I'm turning 28 this month). Considering she's a partier and a troublemaker, that line would probably work really well on her. I hope the guys in her area don't know about this line, for your sake, hahaha. :') She's not a trouble 'maker', she just does this that...oh, boy. She was holding a fire cracker with her fingers when it went off...she stabbed herself in the foot while playing with knives, she's come home twice with black eyes, once because some chick punched her in the face when she opened the door at her boyfriends place and another when she was partying and a drunk guy tripped her and she went head first into the heat register....this has all been since she's been an adult and there's more...oh, so much more...I blame my grey hairs on her, but she's pretty awesome even if she's a bit reckless.
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Post by Gaston on Oct 10, 2016 7:58:03 GMT
She's almost exactly my age then (I'm turning 28 this month). Considering she's a partier and a troublemaker, that line would probably work really well on her. I hope the guys in her area don't know about this line, for your sake, hahaha. :') She's not a trouble 'maker', she just does this that...oh, boy. She was holding a fire cracker with her fingers when it went off...she stabbed herself in the foot while playing with knives, she's come home twice with black eyes, once because some chick punched her in the face when she opened the door at her boyfriends place and another when she was partying and a drunk guy tripped her and she went head first into the heat register....this has all been since she's been an adult and there's more...oh, so much more...I blame my grey hairs on her, but she's pretty awesome even if she's a bit reckless. She sounds like a fun person. I hope she treats her boyfriend right (and vice-versa of course). That's also a good pick up line btw: "You look like a fun person!" or "You look like you're having fun!"Doesn't work as well as the "you look like trouble" line from my experience, but it works. I often use it on girls that seems introverted or a bit shy (but it also works on the outgoing types). It gives them a little confidence boost and opens them up a little easier.
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Post by mattig89ch on Oct 10, 2016 8:09:43 GMT
Man, I wish a girl would hit on me. If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room.
I'm never sure what to say to someone I'm interested in. And simply introducing yourself isn't as helpful as you'd think it is. Because what do you say after that? And then what do you say after that last statement? And then what do I say after that? My mind just blanks.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 8:30:16 GMT
She's not a trouble 'maker', she just does this that...oh, boy. She was holding a fire cracker with her fingers when it went off...she stabbed herself in the foot while playing with knives, she's come home twice with black eyes, once because some chick punched her in the face when she opened the door at her boyfriends place and another when she was partying and a drunk guy tripped her and she went head first into the heat register....this has all been since she's been an adult and there's more...oh, so much more...I blame my grey hairs on her, but she's pretty awesome even if she's a bit reckless. She sounds like a fun person. I hope she treats her boyfriend right (and vice-versa of course). That's also a good pick up line btw: "You look like a fun person!" or "You look like you're having fun!"Doesn't work as well as the "you look like trouble" line from my experience, but it works. I often use it on girls that seems introverted or a bit shy (but it also works on the outgoing types). It gives them a little confidence boost and opens them up a little easier. Actually her and her boyfriend split up awhile ago and she's more or less casually dateing. It's a shame too, I liked the guy, he was rather decent. There were a couple of issues, but he was a good guy.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 8:39:47 GMT
Man, I wish a girl would hit on me. If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room. I'm never sure what to say to someone I'm interested in. And simply introducing yourself isn't as helpful as you'd think it is. Because what do you say after that? And then what do you say after that last statement? And then what do I say after that? My mind just blanks. Really matt? is it really that hard to find something to talk about? You seem like a smart guy, I'm sure you have a plethora of things to say. It isn't that difficult.
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Post by mattig89ch on Oct 10, 2016 8:44:23 GMT
Man, I wish a girl would hit on me. If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room. I'm never sure what to say to someone I'm interested in. And simply introducing yourself isn't as helpful as you'd think it is. Because what do you say after that? And then what do you say after that last statement? And then what do I say after that? My mind just blanks. Really matt? is it really that hard to find something to talk about? You seem like a smart guy, I'm sure you have a plethora of things to say. It isn't that difficult. Sure, on a forum I can take my time, revise my answers, and even put them aside to mull them over for a bit. Put the spotlight on me and I freeze up. That and I'm not particularly quick witted. Give me time, and I can understand most problems. But if you need an answer this second, well...your out of luck.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 8:55:23 GMT
Really matt? is it really that hard to find something to talk about? You seem like a smart guy, I'm sure you have a plethora of things to say. It isn't that difficult. Sure, on a forum I can take my time, revise my answers, and even put them aside to mull them over for a bit. Put the spotlight on me and I freeze up. That and I'm not particularly quick witted. Give me time, and I can understand most problems. But if you need an answer this second, well...your out of luck. So you gotta calculate your response? Stick with stuff you know real well then, I'm sure you probably have interesting things to talk about. You know, since all the interest turned to reality television and that sort of bunk, I really don't know what people like to talk about either. But it shouldn't hurt to try.
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Post by Serza on Oct 10, 2016 8:56:12 GMT
Man, I wish a girl would hit on me. If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room. I'm never sure what to say to someone I'm interested in. And simply introducing yourself isn't as helpful as you'd think it is. Because what do you say after that? And then what do you say after that last statement? And then what do I say after that? My mind just blanks. Hey, you seem to like military, you have trouble hitting on girls... Wanna form a club? Really matt? is it really that hard to find something to talk about? You seem like a smart guy, I'm sure you have a plethora of things to say. It isn't that difficult. Sure, on a forum I can take my time, revise my answers, and even put them aside to mull them over for a bit. Put the spotlight on me and I freeze up. That and I'm not particularly quick witted. Give me time, and I can understand most problems. But if you need an answer this second, well...your out of luck. Yeah... I feel you. I got this slight problem... Not really girls as a whole. Just a few. What the hell do I say? I got no clue.
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Post by mattig89ch on Oct 10, 2016 9:06:13 GMT
*sigh* If only it was that simple.
I've always been on the outside looking in, and my interests are no exception. Computer repair and maintenance, building computer networks, realistic sci-fi novels, D&D, and Magic the Gathering.
Really don't like most fantasy either, as I don't like the whole royalty idea. Seems like most women I come into contact with are interested in riding horses, getting rescued by knights in reflective armor. And my thoughts go right to the peasants of that world. The little people, who live with mud on the floor of their houses, fighting off starvation and disease, and all the while bowing and scraping to the guy on the horse, because he has a title.
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Post by mattig89ch on Oct 10, 2016 9:11:47 GMT
Man, I wish a girl would hit on me. If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room. I'm never sure what to say to someone I'm interested in. And simply introducing yourself isn't as helpful as you'd think it is. Because what do you say after that? And then what do you say after that last statement? And then what do I say after that? My mind just blanks. Hey, you seem to like military, you have trouble hitting on girls... Wanna form a club? Not sure what you mean by this, do we have groups on these forums?
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Post by Gaston on Oct 10, 2016 9:13:30 GMT
Man, I wish a girl would hit on me. If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room. I'm never sure what to say to someone I'm interested in. And simply introducing yourself isn't as helpful as you'd think it is. Because what do you say after that? And then what do you say after that last statement? And then what do I say after that? My mind just blanks. >"Man, I wish a girl would hit on me." >"If I'm ever out, I'm usually off in the corner, or on the least populated side of the room.
I think I see your problem. For starters, don't hide yourself in a corner. A car salesman wouldn't hide his most priced car in a corner now would he? No, he'd put his shittiest cars in a corner and place his best cars at the front, in the middle, in the spotlights. You're not shitty are you? If you think you are, you need to start working on yourself first before you can even think about girls hitting on you. If you don't think you're shitty, then go out there on the dance floor, in the spotlight, or wherever you're likely spotted, anywhere where people will easily see you is a good spot!
For what to say, I refer to my previous posts in this thread.
Don't over think it. You do not and should not plan out your entire conversation beforehand. Just pick an opener, approach her, open her, and follow up with some questions (WARNING: DO NOT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A JOB INTERVIEW THOUGH!), then you make her qualify to you and establish whether she's interested or not. ONLY THEN will you make it clear to her that you're definitely interested as well.
Yes, I know I just said you shouldn't plan entire convos, yet it sounds like I'm doing exactly that, right? WRONG! I'm planning the STYLE of the convo, not the exact convo! I plan what I want out of the convo, and then go ahead and work towards that. I know that I want to start with an opener, have some casual banter to get at ease with each other, then move on to some questions to get to know each other a little and establish some trust, after which I try to get her interested in me. That's it.
So again, I plan the flow of the convo and how I want the convo to go, not the content of the convo!
And again, keep in mind, this is a hook up, not a job interview. If the girl feels like she's on a job interview, she won't like you. Make it casual and natural. Just ask her stuff like how she got here, with whom she's here, what she thinks of the place, or scan her outfit and ask her something about what she's wearing. Or go for the drinks question that I posted above. In case you're lazy and don't wanna scroll up, it goes something like this:
You: "When you think of a manly drink, what kind of drink pops into your head?"
Her: "I don't know, maybe a Scotch whisky?"
You: "Why? Describe it to me."
Her: "Because it's strong with a smokey flavor. Especially the older ones."
You: "Hmmm that does sound manly. Any whisky in particular?"
Her: "I don't know much about whisky but euhm, I've heard Johnnie Walker is good?"
You: "That sounds lovely, why don't you buy me one of those? Next round will be on me!"
After that a conversation like the one above, you'll move on to establishing interest. You'll let her know in a subtle way that you like her, but do it in a playful and masculine manner. Backhanded compliments or negging are a good way to do this. For example:
"I have to say you are the most gorgeous women I've seen... in this bar."
or
"To be honest I felt like you would be trouble the moment I saw you."
or
"Tell me, how come I feel attracted to you? Because I don't understand it."
After that, establish your value. Like tell her a funny story that makes you look cool. Bragging or exaggeration is fine but don't lie! Just make it short and interesting. After that you flip the script and ask her questions that make her qualify to you. The last line I wrote above already does that. The point is that you want her to sell herself to you, so you can A ) judge if this is the right woman for you and B ) dismiss her qualifications in a playful manner with some more backhanded compliments or negs.
After that, the conversation should flow naturally and it will take no effort at all. At this point, feel free to ask her if she wants to come with you outside for a smoke or something like that, get her to a more secluded area so you can spend some more time with her more privately and perhaps go for the kiss. If it doesn't feel like you'll be able to get her outside or go for the kiss, go for the phone number and leave. Text with her a bit the next day and then call her 3 days later to try to set up a date.
There are 3 ways to go for the phone number. Either ask hers, give her yours or both. I prefer the latter and the way I usually do it is by handing my phone over to her and ask her to add herself to my contacts. This usually works when there is at least some level of attraction or interest between us. After that I call her IMMEDIATELY to see if her phone number is real and to ensure she has my number as well.
And that's pretty much it. That's how you score women while going out at night, though it pretty much works almost everywhere. You could just as easily do this during the day at the mall or at college or whatever. Just tailor the above method to suit yourself and the situation. Also don't be afraid to deviate from the script when you feel like it would be beneficial. You're dealing with a human being, not a robot, so sometimes this method just doesn't work and you'll either have to throw it out of the window and try something else or move on to another girl where this script does work on.
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Post by Serza on Oct 10, 2016 9:17:02 GMT
Hey, you seem to like military, you have trouble hitting on girls... Wanna form a club? Not sure what you mean by this, do we have groups on these forums? Half-joking with the club. Perfectly serious otherwise.
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