OneWomanArmy
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Queen of BSN
I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
XBL Gamertag: Theonewomanarmy
PSN: HypnoticEyes
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Oct 9, 2016 13:06:04 GMT
Okay, so everyone has some great pickup lines I imagine when you go out in the world of single hood, so why not share them here with everyone!!! Don't worry, I'll go first to break the ice! 😛 Oh my, I'm completely lost in you... you look a lot like my next ex husband. Do you have a light mr. batman? Oh I'm sorry, you look so much like a super hero that I must have confused you with one 😍 Brad? Is that you? Oh my apologies, I thought you were my friend, he looks exactly like Brad Pitt... and so do you... Let me introduce myself Okay, if you want them to get away from you: I have a terrible contagious skin condition and I do not want you to get it, so please stand back sir. Yes it is not visible... yet... but it can break out any second now. I have a very huge bodybuilder as a boyfriend and he can walk through that door any minut now.... Okay, now your turn 😜
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Post by dzejkob on Oct 9, 2016 13:23:56 GMT
This is one my friend made for me:
''Hi my name is Jakub, lets have sex.''
I'm yet to try this one.
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Post by dzejkob on Oct 9, 2016 13:28:14 GMT
Also if you want some real good pickup lines i recommend these memes:
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Post by Patricia on Oct 9, 2016 13:34:55 GMT
I have never used a pick up line so far i only hear them.
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Post by LightningPoodle on Oct 9, 2016 14:26:19 GMT
I have never used a pickup line before, nor have I had any said to me. - *sad poodle* I'm more direct when it comes to hitting on someone. Not "I wanna bang you". More " You have nice eyes." Not that that has ever worked either. I'm hopeless.
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Post by Serza on Oct 9, 2016 14:52:54 GMT
I got this super pro-tip if you want someone to get lost:
Start talking about (can be imaginary) any weapon you have "at home" like it's a girl (well, boy, in case of women). Everyone should think you're completely batshit crazy. It's just a theory though... Yet to try it.
(And if I can give you any hints - don't talk about 14th century crucifixes and the theory behind crucifixation and shapes of crosses - not even with girls that enjoy history.)
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Post by Serza on Oct 9, 2016 15:35:50 GMT
(And if I can give you any hints - don't talk about 14th century crucifixes and the theory behind crucifixation and shapes of crosses - not even with girls that enjoy history.) ... Ouch. ...yeah. By some minor miracle, it... did not fuck things up, far as I can tell - but ... DON'T try it, ok. Not even if you're dreadfully short on topics to make conversation with, and the nearest picture on university corridor happens to be a picture of a 14th century crucifix. No. Go for the second closest picture in that case.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 16:16:05 GMT
Meh, my personality doesn't lend itself to pickup lines. For me, it's just be myself, strike up a conversation, see if we click and go from there. For anyone who's struggling with pickup lines, maybe it's not that you haven't found the right one, maybe it just isn't you.
Do something else, something that comes naturally to you ... do you talk to your mom, your sisters, your female friends? Well, how about striking up a conversation with someone in just that manner (yeah, avoiding discussions of crucifixions is probably wise). What's the worst that can happen? You meet a new friend? And if the two of you click ... a new friend, with potential benefits ... maybe more. So be yourself. For me, that works best.
That said, there are folks who can pull off a pickup line. As long as they are not malicious, I have no problem with that.
Ones used on me ...
What f*cks like a tiger and winks? ... then looks you straight in the eye and winks. (the person I first heard that from, her call sign became Tiger, she played it on a friend of mine ... at a Halloween party, where she wore a Tiger bedsheet toga ... I had the line played on me by her girlfriend, later ... since I had heard the line before, it didn't quite have the same effect on me, that it had on my friend)
I could really use something salty in my mouth right now. (that got a few folks who were in ear shot to notice, but she was just a salty kind of lady)
I got Christmas on my left knee and New Years on my right, come up between the holidays and see me. (the lady had quite a few lines in her repertoire, that is one she appropriated from Mae West ... she could do a dead-on Betty Boop and Madonna ... or pretty much any female singer/comedian ... she was quite talented).
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Post by lynroy on Oct 9, 2016 16:19:18 GMT
I got this super pro-tip if you want someone to get lost: Start talking about (can be imaginary) any weapon you have "at home" like it's a girl (well, boy, in case of women). Everyone should think you're completely batshit crazy. It's just a theory though... Yet to try it. (And if I can give you any hints - don't talk about 14th century crucifixes and the theory behind crucifixation and shapes of crosses - not even with girls that enjoy history.)
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OneWomanArmy
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Queen of BSN
I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
Games: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Dragon Age Inquisition, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, Jade Empire, Mass Effect Andromeda
XBL Gamertag: Theonewomanarmy
PSN: HypnoticEyes
Prime Posts: A great deal, I'm an old timer
Prime Likes: A LOT....
Posts: 4,360 Likes: 12,217
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I’m a brilliant brunette with lots of blonde moments 😜
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Oct 9, 2016 16:46:51 GMT
To be honest... I've never used those pickup lines myself, it's just a joke I've used the one with skin condition to get a guy to stop hitting on me though, it didn't work lol.
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Post by masterwarderz on Oct 9, 2016 16:56:17 GMT
Your skin looks nice.
Note this isn't the full line but well suffice to say the entire text reads like a light snuff film, it was a S&M Club, they knew what they wanted before I said a word.
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Post by razrblck ☯ on Oct 9, 2016 17:07:16 GMT
Your skin looks nice.Note this isn't the full line but well suffice to say the entire text reads like a light snuff film, it was a S&M Club, they knew what they wanted before I said a word. What about "your skin would look nice on me"? Too forward?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:09:23 GMT
Or the ubiquitous ...
"If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"
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Post by masterwarderz on Oct 9, 2016 17:12:46 GMT
Your skin looks nice.Note this isn't the full line but well suffice to say the entire text reads like a light snuff film, it was a S&M Club, they knew what they wanted before I said a word. What about "your skin would look nice on me"? Too forward? More like it would nicer covered in its own blood after I run a few blades across it. I'm into what some folks refer to as knife play. Its what you could call a kink. Its a bit too hardcore though for some tbh, and its lead to folks misconstruing it for all sorts of bullshit in the past so its easier to just not mention it. ._. Never minding all the precautions and measures I take to prevent illness, and serious injury for both parties. I do not fancy blood transmitted illness, for starters they have to pass a full STD screen before I even do anything, and then I have to lay down screens and tarps so blood doesn't stain things, and so its easier to clean up afterwards. You honestly have no fucking idea of the logistics of actually even doing this sort of shit until you sit down and think about it. And its been something I've been interested in for more then 11 years now. So I am a fair hand at it, though if pressed I can relent and just settle into a normal Dom role, and ignore my own kinks and just play off the power kick and that suffices, but this drifting into sexual matters rather then pick up lines now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:15:10 GMT
A roll of hundreds and a pack of magnum condoms.
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Post by masterwarderz on Oct 9, 2016 17:17:33 GMT
A roll of hundreds and a pack of magnum condoms.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 17:30:39 GMT
Isn't it obvious? Also...
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House Targaryen
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The night is dark and full of terrors, but the fire burns them all away.
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Post by House Targaryen on Oct 9, 2016 17:34:09 GMT
Your place or mine?
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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Oct 9, 2016 17:59:17 GMT
"You look like the trashiest person in the bar tonight. Let's go somewhere cozy!"
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Post by Serza on Oct 9, 2016 18:04:20 GMT
I got this super pro-tip if you want someone to get lost: Start talking about (can be imaginary) any weapon you have "at home" like it's a girl (well, boy, in case of women). Everyone should think you're completely batshit crazy. It's just a theory though... Yet to try it. (And if I can give you any hints - don't talk about 14th century crucifixes and the theory behind crucifixation and shapes of crosses - not even with girls that enjoy history.)Why, thank you, Roy! I would never have imagined I may have fucked up without you!
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Post by DomeWing333 on Oct 9, 2016 18:31:33 GMT
More seriously, I've never hit on a woman at a bar. But if I did, I'd go with: "You know, I've always wanted to be one of those guys who can saddle up to any bar and strike up a conversation with the prettiest girl there...Care to indulge me?"
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Post by LightningPoodle on Oct 9, 2016 18:35:47 GMT
More seriously, I've never hit on a woman at a bar. But if I did, I'd go with: "You know, I've always wanted to be one of those guys who can saddle up to any bar and strike up a conversation with the prettiest girl there...Care to indulge me?" I actually kinda like that. Not to flashy. Might have to use it sometime.
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Post by Trilobite Derby on Oct 9, 2016 18:41:56 GMT
My husband once, in cold blood, used "As a geologist, I must inspect your cleavage."
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Oct 9, 2016 18:42:37 GMT
Hey babe, need a ride?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:47:59 GMT
My husband once, in cold blood, used "As a geologist, I must inspect your cleavage." Did you granite his demand?
Did you marble at his audacity? Did you admire him for his stones?
Did you rock his world?
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