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Question: A Russian, a German, and a Canadian are playing platinum at 6am in the morning (Pacific Time).

How many of us are drunk?

Usual Nonsensical Stuff

A modded gold match with all enemies with the other players spawn killing. (didn't play this match)

A host spam missile killing spawns in plat. (played this match because I thought he had only six missiles. Nope. Stayed to the end anyway)

A host modded plat match where the enemy's hp bar goes down very slowly, enemy dmg is increased, player ammo count is increased <- (didn't stay for this match)

Ehh.

Just got done with an UUG where one person refused to gel (and they were a geth so they died at least once per wave 🙃), one ragequit after getting sync-killed by a banshee, the person who replaced them kited the enemies in annoying ways and then ended up camping at the LZ during extraction, and the host just... tried their best, really. Match took a leisurely 27 minutes.

My HFE named "Sparky" was my first kit I felt comfortable on gold with. (Before Plat was released.)

Took her out for a few runs yesterday after you reminded me how awesome she is. Had some decent matches. Such a good mix of powers.

Used the Valiant and the Lancer on her for the most part.

I pugged Platinum and there was no lag.

Ass

Lots of asari moans between waves and even some during waves. They were moans of victory though as Cerberus got a taste of blue alien booty. Sometimes pleasure cums comes before business

Buttplug

Thought I was gonna end the match hoarding all the credits to myself as the lone survivor (just how I like it) but a captain decided to spoil my fun by sticking a grenade up my poop chute with 3 seconds left. I tried to rage gel but it was too late: my corpse got left behind

Impromptu:

I love the impromptu teamwork and builds that spontaneously happens.

Just shattered a platinum. Too long to explain but basically, I could hear the pacing of the combo-detonations go from every 2 globals to every 1. (Requiring teamwork to detonate.) We wrecked the latter half of that GiP in record time; spawn by spawn.

Also just seeing the occasional lobby form a theme out of the blue. All Asari, or all Krogan + headbutts for instance.

glorysniper

That's the console abusing, CP haxxing scrub I landed in a GiP with.

Finished that match and quit the lobby after a kick vote on the host.

Landed in better GiP with Paragus_Prime, nice player who was a laggy host for me but didn't stop us from two fun runs. Good games, sir/madame

Nice name

I when I saw a player whose name meant Picking Up Newspapers. Whenever players revive him, they're unknowingly picking up newspapers.

Shitshow.

Just did Cerberus on White Hazard, gold. Host and one other PUG decided not to help with wave 10 hack objective at all, and instead let us get swarmed by phantoms and did nothing to stop engineers from setting up turrets all over the fucking place. I made a run for it the second the objective was complete but the teammate helping me didn't make it (they were a volus, but like, actually helpful). I was out of missiles because I'd used them all up warding off the phantoms and atlases during the objective, so I just kept running while everyone else got sync-killed. Solo'd the rest of the wave and learned that I can play the Paladin well with the Piranha, despite all evidence to the contrary before this. Once extraction started, host said "good job" via chat, and I was so annoyed about the whole mess that I replied bitchily and then left the moment the match was over.

Missile-of-Remembrance

Just had a fun pug plat with a decent group. At extraction the juggernaut seemed a bit distracted around the time his slow ass needs to get moving in FB:White. So... I missiled everything around him, and watched him realize, "oh shit I gotta scoot."

Thus I give you, the Missile of Remembrance.

Good match all