*****Your last Pug in one word*****

Been a while, but I recognize that name. Lag by any chance?

TGI - A harrier wielding TGI with a origin name of def_ti joined my gold game vs reapers, nothing out of the ordinary until wave 5 when they decided to nuke every spawn, no idea why

Fun

Gold collectors reactor(H) on my paladin. Started the match with a salarian inf and the host was a volus vanguard. Citizen_5 I think, played a good aggressive volingball. I'd run in shield swinging and the *vwomp* biotic charge would land, next thing I get a shield boost right when I can use it. We both died a few times but I don't think either of us got sync'd despite many opportunities. Stuff just got staggered too much, either the biotic charges, cryo/tech splosions, or my wraith/his reegar in the praetorian's skulls. What a fun unexpected combo, volus-vanguard and melee paladin. Also had a geth engineer dropping some nice turrets but he (wisely) stayed back for the most part while we merry idiots ran in. Oh and that lil volus can run a pizza with the best of em.

Great

Queued UUP with my usual paladin, hopped into a lobby CaptainMReynolds was hosting. He switched to Female Human Vanguard and we readied. Reapers London. We spent the first few waves on the ramp directly to the left of where you enter. (Not the exit side.) There we proceeded to melee the absolute fuck out of everything. Super fun duo just going back and forth up the ramp. Cause it was just us I had plenty of walking batteries to keep me going in CQC, and ofc he was charging anything dumb enough to come on our ramp. We got away with a lot more than I expected, and for a lot longer too.

We went down a couple times when I ran out of walking batteries and when he got a really unlucky ramp sync from a banshee but we managed. pnkdt thankfully GiP'd in with a QMI and we finished it as trio. I went down 7 seconds before extraction right next to the circle. Got ressed, and managed to side-roll in in the nick of time.

Three of us readied up UUP again, same kits. Ghost, thankfully not Hazard, against Collectors. Had a Talon Merc drop in. This match didn't have quite the same crazy ramp dancing but was fun too. I had to play a bit more conservatively. Well... for me at any rate.

Sounds like someone won the pug lottery!

#Nope

Leech.

Here's a little something about a pug I'll refer to as "F"

Comes into platinum with a freshly promoted character, common weapons (which isn't an issue for some players) and a refusal to use gels and a refusal to move around the map. I've seen matches go to shit because this person will go down and people that aren't "in the know" about F will run to revive them and gets killed constantly

Best part is they're on a newer account so they can't even be kicked, so it's either carry them or dump the lobby.

I think they're just there to grind N7R, but honestly with how limited the pug space is becoming with people moving on from this game and N7S poaching a lot of people, it's frustrating that I'm either getting no pugs or trollpugs.

Definitely. There’s a trick to the distance that makes her just do the claw animation over and over. And because you’re spinning she misses every time. No damage is going out from her.

The best way I feel I can describe the distance you have to circle around her is one naked Krogan Burt Reynolds lounging comfortably on a sofa. Roughly that far away. And then pivoting your mouse to keep her centred ofc. 

A vid of naked Krogan Burt Reynolds lounging comfortably on a sofa? I’m not sure I can deliver on that holy grail.

"Chatty"

Started off as polite, thankful and doing good callouts. Then turned into lobby commander with the "come here!", "detonate this", "don't go there", "stop fucking up spawns."

Would play with them again though.