What are your too ***SPICY*** to handle hot takes of the trilogy? Apr 27, 2021 16:31:02 GMT Spectr61, Element Zero, and 7 more like this
Post by Roll Fizzlebeef on Apr 27, 2021 16:31:02 GMT
We are a couple weeks away from the Legendary edition coming out and I just wanted to hear everyone's SPICY takes.
Tailromancers should be ashamed.
Not only is she an overrated character I never understood the fixation with wanting to romance her. Shepard is in his late 30s when he meets her. Is she even 18? Talk about your barely legal shit. It always came off as some creepy sexual predator shit to me. And this is coming from the sexual degenerate nat in the hat.
Jacob may be a horribly written character but he is one of the best early game squadmates.
In mass effect 2 if you load in a level 60 shepard you can max out jacob's squad incendiary ammo very early. This will help you immensely especially when getting Garrus and closing the shutters vs the vorcha and krogan bloodpack. Plus his pull recharges quickly and can help with crowd control. After you do his loyalty mission he falls off a bit because he will automatically start using his barrier power when you are counting on his pull power.
Mass Effect 3 only redeeming quality is multiplayer.
I hate when people say mass effect 3 was great until the ending. Did we play the same game? The story is utter garbage from the very start, in fact the writing in the series went downhill in the second game(more on that later). I am convinced that the multiplayer saved this franchise. Do you remember the shit show when that game dropped in March 2012? The only thing that kept it alive was us bros playing multiplayer. Thats right we saved the series, youre welcome for Andromeda by the way!
The writing in the series took a nosedive in Mass Effect 2.
The story to Mass Effect 2 is horrible. Who wrote this shit? It is the very definition of all style no substance. It makes about as much sense as ass leading the tits vs ass thread, almost nothing makes sense when you stop and think about what you are doing. Its sad when I miss the days of Saren storming the capital trying to overthrow a legitimate(lulz) election....
Just like Tali Garrus is a tad overrated.
I like Garrus but Jesus H Christ some of you act like hes the rack hanging off of Denise Milani. Sure he is my bro too but goddamn the calibration joke was old 10 years ago. I always thought Wrex was better than Garrus. Oh and BTW I think some of the blame for what a dog shit show the second games story was, was the fans demanding Tali and Garrus both be in the game. It makes the universe feel so small when the first couple of missions you bump into those two. I barely have enough time to stare at Miranda's tits before Tali is out there talking to shep.
The elevator rides werent that fucking bad.
This one, holy shit monkeys this take. You know some of the best moments with Wrex is him in the elevator, and I thought it was a clever mechanic at the time to hide loading times, but yall complained so much they took them out, yeah I really think the generic loading screen with a useless tip is SO MUCH BETTER. Way to knock that out of the park fellas.
Ashley isnt a racist.
The bitch actually makes some good points about how the council race's will always look out for themselves before anything else. I still leave her to die cuz I mean ya gotta hit that alien tail.