What are your too ***SPICY*** to handle hot takes of the trilogy?

Vegans Choose synthesis. Authoritarians Control. Libertarians Destroy.

Vegetarians are people who don't have the courage to go full vegan, and are racist against eggs.


edit: yes this was my attempt at this alien thing called humor. I'll see myself out.

Is Vegan a polite way of saying fascist?

Libertarians are too stupid arguing about pot laws to get anything done.

In my 23 hours what I endured the alpha test of multiplayer game, I never got drell or such. I also found zero powerful weapons. Guns were weak pewpews like in MEAMP in the beginning, but what I heard even ultra rares need a lot of leveling before they get near useable level.

Slower campier? So you are describing me3mp then... hahah. Almost nobody except noobs camp in MEAMP, unlike everybody was camping in that... previous test of a mp game. Oh I remember some 'veterans' cursing here "everybody is running around why?" because THEY were camping and losing their oh so precious score points. I think most of these 'veterans' have problems with totally 3D movement games or something like that...

Thankfully they toned town everything that was way too brash in that ... 'multiplayer' game. Constant heavy booms made me as professional mixer grind my teeth and edit the sound settings. I did not found a good balancing.

Now the good part:
Vanguards float on off-hosting, slow melees taking way too much time, melee useable mostly on krogan only, those freaking overlays, some kits cant even dodge wtf!
Totally broken OP weapons what I hear about reegar lol. Bugs galore. Dumb passive trees, slow movement kits, stuffy maps, heavily imbalanced kits, no jump or jump melee, useless turrets..

I mean coming from games like UT2003 the .. that me3 alpha test game was soooo bad. I was super disapointed because I first thought they would make it better and faster than SP was. It is the best combat of the trilogy, but holds nothing on MEA combat, this is clear.
Also the hype from 'veterans' like some people here, didnt really work out at all in favour of the game in the end. If you cannot properly move in the game, its very bad and in multiplayer game one must move properly. This game didnt mark that field at all, especially if you are near any other object.

Game was worse in almost EVERY possible way, except I give it two: Map hazards (which are BUGGED too - you'll die suddenly and nothing was there etc.) and amount of enemy kits.

I played it enough to make my own judgement, and it seemed to make the 'veterans' mad back in the day, like now. I laughed. I laugh now.

I've played enough games during my ~50 years of gaming, and I also work in the industry (testing the games, their gameplay). Bugtickets avalanche...

This isnt a case of git gud, its a case of game being not good enough for me to play it anymore. (also I think the game is dead, I could not find any lobbies the 2 last times I was about to make my self nauseous with the movement and screenshake ) I still sometimes endure me3sp but it reminds me too much of the bad things what me3mp showed me, especially after playing MEAMP

Someone may still like it, more power to them. I deemed it a failure in mp gaming.

People who drive manual are automatically superior beings.

God knows how you'd all cope riding a motorbike.

Okay, here's another one.

Liam is a great squadmate and he's got some of the best character development in Andromeda.
I love how his idealism isn't jaded, merely tempered into consideration over methods used and results achieved.

Though, to be fair, his tiff with Vetra always seems out of left-field with me.

They wouldn't have to confirm anything with Indoctrination Theory. They'd just have to go "maybe?" and post some emojis along with it on twitter and there it is. Even if it wasn't originally the plan, they could have internally agreed upon it in the meantime and pretended it was the plan all along. It's not like anyone would have known any better.

How DARE you Love something I hate?!?!11

*proceeds to waste 20 hours writing an essay on why the endings are the worst thing since Ebola, give up because "it's not important", cry myself to sleep. Dreams of ME3 being two games, dark energy and cupcakes.

That would work overall for ME. In ME2/ME3, you’re a Spectre, and I guess since you can dress and talk to high ranking members of both human and alien organizations with a leather jacket and jeans, I think you could also have long hairs. Not to mention that this whole military unit thing doesn’t seem to apply to Ashley.

Another point is that it’s not just long hair options that are lacking, but options overall.

 

You do know that automatic motorbikes are a thing, yeah? 

Just say you like Andromeda here and there'll be rants about how wrong you are. XD