What are your too ***SPICY*** to handle hot takes of the trilogy?

suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

"Organics vs Synthetics" *could* have worked if, instead of being framed as an objectively true thing that the player has to accept by default, it were framed similarly to the way it is in Star Trek: Picard (ie, as an unconfirmed bias from parties on both sides of the question), and the Reapers were there to exterminate organic life and invite synthetic beings like the Geth to join a wider, synthetic-only civilisation.

You could even leave the major plot points of ME3 broadly the same, and the choices Shepard made throughout the game, particularly regarding AI, would serve as either confirmation or a refutation of the Reaper philosophy. A Shepard who fostered alliances and united the galaxy could point to that evidence to potentially convince the Reapers that peace is possible, and maybe even get them to leave, while a Shepard who made violent choices like wiping out the Geth would not have that option.

Cant stand Ashley/Kaiden cameo in ME2. The meeting in Horizon made no sense, she/he was stung by a collector swarm and was clearly paralysed at the start of the mission but their fine by the end.

The dialogue was even worse though

Ashley/Kaiden: "Shepard ur working for Cerberus!?! Cerberus is evil, I can't trust you!"

Shepard: "I don't work for Cerberus, I was in a coma for 2 years and now I'm trying to save human colonies, Cerberus are only funding my efforts"

Ashley (who hates Aliens in ME1): "But Cerberus hate aliens and are against the council, how can you side with them"

Shepard: "I'm not...The council don't want to help and Cerberus are willing to fund my efforts thats it, I still dont trust them"

Ashley/Kaiden: "Cerberus are the enemy of the alliance, how can you work with them Shepard!?!"

Shepard: "Because I'm trying to save lives here, the council won't even believe the reapers are real and actively hid what happened"

Garrus: "Ashley/Kaiden I think ur letting ur hatred of Cerberus cloud ur judgment, ur not seeing the big picture here"

Ashley/Kaiden: "I at least stay loyal to the alliance and humanity" *proceeds to bugger off.

Why couldn't I leave both of them on Virmire and while ur at it send vega back in time and ship him there as well

You have plenty of time to fill them in before Horizon so I'm not sure why what Liara did or didn't do would matter.

Didn't Ashley take a dim view of Terra Firma in ME 1?  Obviously its been ages since I played her in my party with Terra Firma and then I think Garrus was the one who bitched about them on my LE playthrough...or Wrex.

Dammit and this is why you should read a post fully before liking it and then you feel awkward for wanting to take it away.    

But yes Vega is my third favorite Character in the trilogy and probably my 5th in the entire series and I wish the man were a proper romance instead of that weird drunken thing in Citadel...actually though there is another thing to I should mention in the hot take scene I do rather like the scene where Shepard starts flirting with him when he visits the appartment "What would it take to convince you?"  Woof.  And just another reason why I like Vega because he did more or less stick to his guns, it did take a lot of convincing....

And yeah I went back in time too.

I guess this could mostly be fine since I was mostly fine with Shepard's portrayal in that convo. 

No idea I just remember Ashley being quite anti-alien, she particularly hated Liara 

well Liara was acting like a bit of a thot.... so...

What other colonists, the only 1 we see get stung/ paralysed and is fine the next minute on Horizon is Ashley, we dont see anyone else on Horizon except for the mechanic who was hiding and didnt get stung in the first place

As you walk through the Horizon level, you see several colonists in stasis. IIRC Shep and team even comment on them.