What are your too ***SPICY*** to handle hot takes of the trilogy?

Just had a thought while defending Ash over on reddit. I would LOVE to have seen a confrontation between non-romanced stalker(sorry meant friendship) Liara and romanced Ash, once Ash learned Liara gave Shepard's body to Cerberus, kept his dog tags, and put the armor Shepard had died wearing in a trophy case. Now that would be SPICY. Forget the Ash/Miranda cat fight I usually pictured if they both were on the Normandy in ME3.

This is something I wanted Shepard to let A/K know about, if the broker dlc was completed. I have a good idea what Ashley would do, and my Shepard would support her, but not sure what the reaction from Alenko would be. I can imagine the look on t'soni's face, and then how she ends up tripping over her tongue trying to weasel her way out of it with some pathetic explanation.

These spicy takes make me realize that femshep should have never been an option, how much more could they have done if they didnt have to have a female voice over for the whole game?

Well...this didn't age well

Marauder Shields comic by koobismo was the only real good thing that came out of the ME universe after ME3.

Totally agree. The best characters got sideline. Jack and Zaeed was always my go to squad, and sometimes I switched Zaeed out with Miranda. I personally didn't like any of the ME1 squadmates, besides Garrus. But everyone likes Garrus, so he doesn't count, and his role in ME2 was so much better. 

Speaking of that, if Femshep gave Garrus a bj and swallowed would it kill her?

And as we're talking about spicy takes.... *puts on flame shield* ....Miranda is nothing special - either in looks, personality or abilities. I just look at her and...well....I don't get the attraction or appeal of her. Chambers I see as being better than Miranda. ...I know this is hot takes about the trilogy, but while I don't get the appeal for Vetra either, VETRA I think is better than Miranda, and if someone said I had to romance one of the two, always taking Vetra.

Yeah...while both sides can be bad, from what I would observe, it is more from the femshep side that would dogpile and chew out the maleshep side (but again, I do remember a few bad takes from Maleshep fans). I recall back on the Old BSN, there would be Femshep trolls that tried to come in and derail the Sheploo thread. Unkamonk (or something like that) was the last one I recall trying by saying, "Maleshep? What's that?" as an obvious troll is obvious, but she was ignored and after that, the thread was left alone. I've played both; I enjoy both. I've already said my spicy take regarding their work in the trilogy, but still think they both did an amazing job. I'm not trying to pick sides in this debate, just trying to add what I've observed and recall.

It’s the armor in the trophy case that pushes her into stalker territory. I don’t know who on the writing staff thought that was a good idea, because it just comes across as creepy and obsessive even if romanced.

Agreed, especially on the First Lady being better than Miranda. Better in every way, shape, and form.

I don’t remember getting stalker vibes from her in ME1. But it has been a few years since I actually paid attention to her dialog in that game, guess I will see when LE drops in a couple of weeks.

For clarifiation more 'obssessive' then 'stalker'...I don't rememeber her doing a lot of stalking but it was clear she was verrryyyy into Shepard whether Shep reciprocated or not.