What are your too ***SPICY*** to handle hot takes of the trilogy?

Another reason to bang the reporter on the side.

Might wanna put a bag on her bloated ass face first tho.

Too spicy for ya?  

My ‘spicy’ take: I must say that I didn’t miss the debates on the ‘best’ romances/LI in the franchise. Debating is fine an all, but the heat the discussions reach sometimes, as well as certain arguments used to demonstrate who is the better one, are baffling. Expecially considering how subjective this topic is.

I would love to be a mercenary in the MEU, but not the glorified goons with themed armor that we call mercenaries in Mass Effect, just unaffiliated soldiers of fortune that get driven into some big hero narrative somehow. All of those nagging questions of ethics in terms of who your character is with and the jobs they take fly out the window, plus it would be nice to not have the game have its lousy interpretation of politicians as people you constantly have to answer to. 

Fans of Tali and Garrus made me view these characters as progressively more annoying as years went by.

Wrex works as Sheps best bro way better than Garrus. Garrus is too dependent on Sheps approval.

Actually, in my humble opinion the best characters are the ones that can tie their shoelaces without Shepard's help because they are just more interesting to me (Ashley comes to mind).

I like Brooks.

ME1 biotics are the best.

Fans went overboard with ME3 endings, they were stupid but the amount of crying over them is 2 much 4 me.

ME3 is the best in the series (with all DLCs)

I don't care too much for Legion.

I surely have more but this is what comes to mind.

The reaction to the ending(s) is overrated, over-stated, and over-hyped.

The sci-fi nature of the setting and sheer buildup left little room to accommodate every player's "ideal" outcome.

If you can't headcanon from there, you lack imagination.

This might be the spiciest take in this thread. I hate it. Good job.

Sure, sure, but have you seen Miranda's....assets. Forget the mission, screw the cheerleader. You only live once...or is it twice?

The tin can is just a Raider but for weaklings anyway.

Amusing to see the heresy of it compared favorably to the High Lord. Feels like 2013 all over.

Spicy take:

Mass Effect 3 should be scrapped altogether. Instead we should have several games focusing on the MEU build, consolidating the various factions, with no Messiah overarc, just the average people in an unforgiving galaxy.

The Reapers are the looming threat, but Arrival should have brought us years, not months.

After about 3 shorter games focusing on the Citadel and C-sec, Omega and mercenaries (the first two less human-centric) and Human colonies, this three games fleshing out the MEU, that's when we should have the Reaper war.

The games timespan should've lengthened as well, The reaper war happening 5 years after ME2, and the war itself happening over years, not months, maybe divided in two games.

The Asari mental manipulation aluded in ME2 should've been made canon. It gives the hilarious asari face blunder in MEA a reason!

None of Mac Walter's books/comics are good.

My last run Shepard woke up next to Miranda and I found Javik in the bedroom's bathroom. My first thought was, Javik the voyeur or was there a third party in on the action.

Oh wow that is awesome, and so twisted I like it.

Edit: I had to google it, and I wasn't disappointed....