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Post by SirSourpuss on Apr 30, 2021 15:59:30 GMT
Another spicy take is that most the females are better than Miranda. I could only argue for maybe being tied with Peebee, but...that's kinda it. I mean, I like Miranda, but I don't get the mass appeal/following she seems to have. She's Space Evelyn Mulwray. What's not to like? And her interactions with Jack are always top tier.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2021 16:13:28 GMT
Not for me. But this message boards have strict rules against talking about real world politics because it never ends well for anyone.
So in other words, it gets too spicy.
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Post by therevanchist25 on Apr 30, 2021 16:19:42 GMT
After Thane's loyalty mission with his son. My overwhelming desire from that point on was hoping we would get a C-Sec Game, in the same vein as LA Noir. Just have an entire long running spin off series that takes place on the Citadel, working the beat in the wards. After they toyed with the Speeder cars in Shadow Broker I actually wanted it even more, thinking "oh shit, they can give us police chases!"
The Lancer is the best gun in the franchise. Fight me.
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Post by therevanchist25 on Apr 30, 2021 16:31:38 GMT
Oh, I also wanted a spin off of Biotiball, the cool sounding Rugby style game the crew watches in the Citadel DLC. Warhammer gets Blood Bowl dammit! You like Sports games right EA??
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Post by AnDromedary on Apr 30, 2021 16:56:56 GMT
The Lancer is the best gun in the franchise. Fight me. I will, if you use a Lancer.
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Post by Radec on Apr 30, 2021 17:28:48 GMT
Well, I don't care about the banging part. lol, I don't think humans and aliens should ever get that far in a relationship. But I do like that he left C-sec and became a mercenary. The whole Omega underground plot was interesting to me. I even wanted a ME game where the player is a mercenary. But alas, we got Andromeda instead. I would love to be a mercenary in the MEU, but not the glorified goons with themed armor that we call mercenaries in Mass Effect, just unaffiliated soldiers of fortune that get driven into some big hero narrative somehow. All of those nagging questions of ethics in terms of who your character is with and the jobs they take fly out the window, plus it would be nice to not have the game have its lousy interpretation of politicians as people you constantly have to answer to. Imagine playing a Zaeed origin story with a similar tone to a GTA or FarCry game. Epic
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Post by Cyberstrike on Apr 30, 2021 17:29:24 GMT
Not for me. But this message boards have strict rules against talking about real world politics because it never ends well for anyone.
I look forward to people being able to take a joke again. Which seems to be happening at least outside of the twitter\facebook sphere. My papa always said sarcasm is the true sign of wit and humor.
I've READ very few good jokes and sarcasm, but I've SEEN and HEARD a lot of good jokes and sarcasm.
IMHO humor is best when it's seen and heard, and not read especially on internet. Reading humor leaves too much up to misunderstanding and misinterpretation leaving the writer to try and explain the joke and to quote the Joker "If you have to explain a joke, then there is NO JOKE!" Also some people aren't as funny as they think are and some people are laugh riots when you hear and see them.
Granted there are exceptions to every rule but then most funny writers are trying to be funny and know how to write humor when people who do have sense a humor and try to write a joke and it blows up in their face it is because they are not funny as they think are or they're trying to hard to be funny about a serious subject that they know very little about (stuff like politics, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and the rest) and don't know how to write humor and most of all they also don't know when to not to write/post anything at all funny or serious.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Apr 30, 2021 17:33:51 GMT
I would love to be a mercenary in the MEU, but not the glorified goons with themed armor that we call mercenaries in Mass Effect, just unaffiliated soldiers of fortune that get driven into some big hero narrative somehow. All of those nagging questions of ethics in terms of who your character is with and the jobs they take fly out the window, plus it would be nice to not have the game have its lousy interpretation of politicians as people you constantly have to answer to. Imagine playing a Zaeed origin story with a similar tone to a GTA or FarCry game. Epic Epic Fail, for sure.
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Post by sassafrassa on Apr 30, 2021 17:36:22 GMT
I would love to be a mercenary in the MEU, but not the glorified goons with themed armor that we call mercenaries in Mass Effect, just unaffiliated soldiers of fortune that get driven into some big hero narrative somehow. All of those nagging questions of ethics in terms of who your character is with and the jobs they take fly out the window, plus it would be nice to not have the game have its lousy interpretation of politicians as people you constantly have to answer to. I love this idea as well. I'd want something that is "open world", a bit like the old game Freelancer or something. A sandbox to play in where you mostly make your own story but all progression paths eventually lead to some sort of main conflict, perhaps. I had the idea once for a game where you'd play as Council Spectre sent to an unruly part of space with a specific objective to complete but total freedom in how you'd go about it. One outcome could be as well that, if say you took over pirate gangs or mercenary companies that you could choose to betray the Council and set yourself up as the ruler of that portion of the space. Of-course, then you'd have to kill the Council Spectre Squad sent to kill you. Or maybe something like the old X-COM games; you build bases for your merc company, fulfill contracts by beating the competition or being the best equipped, or killing the competition, and gradually expand your mercenary empire.
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Post by Radec on Apr 30, 2021 17:57:21 GMT
Imagine playing a Zaeed origin story with a similar tone to a GTA or FarCry game. Epic Epic Fail, for sure. Well I didn't ask you friend, but speaking of failures lets see how lil' Ryder and the Disney crew's big happy superfriends adventure in space did against those sorts of games www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/grand-theft-auto-vwww.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/far-cry-3Pretty sure GTAV is also the most successful piece of entertainment ever. Made more money than anything since Mr. Crassus' Fire Department. As a result its franchise is doing great, its future secured. Great for GTA fans! Wish I could say the same about franchises I liked. But yeah Andromederp with a 71 on Metacritic, a 4.9 user score and the franchise put "on Ice" is the concept that isn't a failure, sure www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/mass-effect-andromedamaybe think before opening your mouth and assuming anything that doesn't meet your preferences is a "fail"
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 30, 2021 18:31:21 GMT
Well I didn't ask you friend, but speaking of failures lets see how lil' Ryder and the Disney crew's big happy superfriends adventure in space did against those sorts of games www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/grand-theft-auto-vwww.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/far-cry-3Pretty sure GTAV is also the most successful piece of entertainment ever. Made more money than anything since Mr. Crassus' Fire Department. As a result its franchise is doing great, its future secured. Great for GTA fans! Wish I could say the same about franchises I liked. But yeah Andromederp with a 71 on Metacritic, a 4.9 user score and the franchise put "on Ice" is the concept that isn't a failure, sure www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/mass-effect-andromedamaybe think before opening your mouth and assuming anything that doesn't meet your preferences is a "fail" Eh, as a currently former fan of the GTA franchise, I can’t say that GTA V’s profitability is something even worth caring about anymore. For all the fuck-tons of money it made Rockstar and their overlords at Take-Two, it hasn’t translated into more singleplayer content since 20-fuckin’-13. Now GTA is more synonymous with shark cards and whatever dumb shit they added to online to further aid in open world griefing or milking whales. That being said, I wouldn’t want BioWare attempting the kind of tone GTA typically goes for. For the most part, it’s a game geared more towards fucking about with the sandbox than any serious investment with its character content, since it’s primarily a comedy that smacks of over the top cynicism. Would it make a lot of money? Who the heck knows. All I know is that I’d probably not touch it, because we already have GTA.
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Post by mikaelnovasun on Apr 30, 2021 18:41:57 GMT
I look forward to people being able to take a joke again. Which seems to be happening at least outside of the twitter\facebook sphere. My papa always said sarcasm is the true sign of wit and humor.
I've READ very few good jokes and sarcasm, but I've SEEN and HEARD a lot of good jokes and sarcasm.
IMHO humor is best when it's seen and heard, and not read especially on internet. Reading humor leaves too much up to misunderstanding and misinterpretation leaving the writer to try and explain the joke and to quote the Joker "If you have to explain a joke, then there is NO JOKE!" Also some people aren't as funny as they think are and some people are laugh riots when you hear and see them.
Granted there are exceptions to every rule but then most funny writers are trying to be funny and know how to write humor when people who do have sense a humor and try to write a joke and it blows up in their face it is because they are not funny or trying to hard to be funny and don't know how to write humor and most of all they also don't know when to not to write/post anything at all funny or serious.
Wow you took that more serious than I intended. I wouldn't expect to much, how to stay it,...top level humor in a forum post with **SPICY** in the title and the OP's username is miranda4paizuri(great name btw I agree 100%). And since I am a dad and can't stay away from an obvious and/or bad joke: Thanks for explaining humor and landing a good joke, I wasn't to sure how to go about it. I haven't heard one laugh since I started attempting humor on internet forums.
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Post by therevanchist25 on Apr 30, 2021 18:46:06 GMT
Well I didn't ask you friend, but speaking of failures lets see how lil' Ryder and the Disney crew's big happy superfriends adventure in space did against those sorts of games www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/grand-theft-auto-vwww.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/far-cry-3Pretty sure GTAV is also the most successful piece of entertainment ever. Made more money than anything since Mr. Crassus' Fire Department. As a result its franchise is doing great, its future secured. Great for GTA fans! Wish I could say the same about franchises I liked. But yeah Andromederp with a 71 on Metacritic, a 4.9 user score and the franchise put "on Ice" is the concept that isn't a failure, sure www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/mass-effect-andromedamaybe think before opening your mouth and assuming anything that doesn't meet your preferences is a "fail" Eh, as a currently former fan of the GTA franchise, I can’t say that GTA V’s profitability is something even worth caring about anymore. For all the fuck-tons of money it made Rockstar and their overlords at Take-Two, it hasn’t translated into more singleplayer content since 20-fuckin’-13. Now GTA is more synonymous with shark cards and whatever dumb shit they added to online to further aid in open world griefing or milking whales. That being said, I wouldn’t want BioWare attempting the kind of tone GTA typically goes for. For the most part, it’s a game geared more towards fucking about with the sandbox than any serious investment with its character content, since it’s primarily a comedy that smacks of over the top cynicism. Would it make a lot of money? Who the heck knows. All I know is that I’d probably not touch it, because we already have GTA. To be fair, his point was simply how "successful" GTA is, in response to Hanko dismissing something as a "failure" simply because they don't like it. I don't think his point was really calculating for quality, or consumer friendliness or anything like that. And in that regard he is right. GTA V is unfortunately the most "successful" thing in the history of entertainment. You're right about everything you said though. Rockstar outright promised people single player DLCs, and never did it, and no one noticed or cared overall sadly. You're also right about the ridiculous tone of GTA V, it's kinda bonkers. That's why personally, GTA IV is the best GTA, and frankly on my best of all time list. The tone of the work is deadly serious and soul crushingly cynical, but it makes sense because it was made, and takes place during the Recession when everyone basically felt super cynical.
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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Apr 30, 2021 18:56:26 GMT
GTA V is unfortunately the most "successful" thing in the history of entertainment. Should be noted that that was mainly meant to be a joke. Also I thought Minecraft still held that title? (Though technically Tertris still does, but it was sold when games were a lot cheaper so like Gone With the Wind it holds records for copies sold but not profit)
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Post by Radec on Apr 30, 2021 18:58:32 GMT
Well I didn't ask you friend, but speaking of failures lets see how lil' Ryder and the Disney crew's big happy superfriends adventure in space did against those sorts of games www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/grand-theft-auto-vwww.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/far-cry-3Pretty sure GTAV is also the most successful piece of entertainment ever. Made more money than anything since Mr. Crassus' Fire Department. As a result its franchise is doing great, its future secured. Great for GTA fans! Wish I could say the same about franchises I liked. But yeah Andromederp with a 71 on Metacritic, a 4.9 user score and the franchise put "on Ice" is the concept that isn't a failure, sure www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/mass-effect-andromedamaybe think before opening your mouth and assuming anything that doesn't meet your preferences is a "fail" Eh, as a currently former fan of the GTA franchise, I can’t say that GTA V’s profitability is something even worth caring about anymore. For all the fuck-tons of money it made Rockstar and their overlords at Take-Two, it hasn’t translated into more singleplayer content since 20-fuckin’-13. Now GTA is more synonymous with shark cards and whatever dumb shit they added to online to further aid in open world griefing or milking whales. That being said, I wouldn’t want BioWare attempting the kind of tone GTA typically goes for. For the most part, it’s a game geared more towards fucking about with the sandbox than any serious investment with its character content, since it’s primarily a comedy that smacks of over the top cynicism. Would it make a lot of money? Who the heck knows. All I know is that I’d probably not touch it, because we already have GTA. I'm not going to crit the money making aspect because Bio does the same shit with lootboxes in every game they've made since ME3. They're just unsuccessful at it. And again, I don't see something like this proposed idea of an open world Mercenary game set before or during the Trilogy as much of a tone shift given the presentation of the galaxy in the MET from the get go with us starting our adventure in places like Chora's Den and Shaira's whorehouse. A cynical albiet comedic tone would be fine. It's not like a comedic tone is new. They tried it in MEA, it was just childish and unfunny (mAbYe CuZ i ShOt HiM iN tHe FaCe), and dissonant with what should have been the more serious survival/colonization story they were attempting to tell. I don't actually think the current Bio could pull it off though, it'd probably just be unfunny dark comedy rather than unfunny lighthearted comedy. They'd need to hand the IP to another EA studio. Probably Respawn.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Apr 30, 2021 19:08:43 GMT
I would love to be a mercenary in the MEU, but not the glorified goons with themed armor that we call mercenaries in Mass Effect, just unaffiliated soldiers of fortune that get driven into some big hero narrative somehow. All of those nagging questions of ethics in terms of who your character is with and the jobs they take fly out the window, plus it would be nice to not have the game have its lousy interpretation of politicians as people you constantly have to answer to. Spicy take: Mass Effect 3 should be scrapped altogether. Instead we should have several games focusing on the MEU build, consolidating the various factions, with no Messiah overarc, just the average people in an unforgiving galaxy. The Reapers are the looming threat, but Arrival should have brought us years, not months. After about 3 shorter games focusing on the Citadel and C-sec, Omega and mercenaries (the first two less human-centric) and Human colonies, this three games fleshing out the MEU, that's when we should have the Reaper war. The games timespan should've lengthened as well, The reaper war happening 5 years after ME2, and the war itself happening over years, not months, maybe divided in two games. The Asari mental manipulation aluded in ME2 should've been made canon. It gives the hilarious asari face blunder in MEA a reason! None of Mac Walter's books/comics are good. I would hardly call any of this a spicy take. I'd call this a good idea.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2021 19:09:17 GMT
I've READ very few good jokes and sarcasm, but I've SEEN and HEARD a lot of good jokes and sarcasm.
IMHO humor is best when it's seen and heard, and not read especially on internet. Reading humor leaves too much up to misunderstanding and misinterpretation leaving the writer to try and explain the joke and to quote the Joker "If you have to explain a joke, then there is NO JOKE!" Also some people aren't as funny as they think are and some people are laugh riots when you hear and see them.
Granted there are exceptions to every rule but then most funny writers are trying to be funny and know how to write humor when people who do have sense a humor and try to write a joke and it blows up in their face it is because they are not funny or trying to hard to be funny and don't know how to write humor and most of all they also don't know when to not to write/post anything at all funny or serious.
Wow you took that more serious than I intended. I wouldn't expect to much, how to stay it,...top level humor in a forum post with **SPICY** in the title and the OP's username is miranda4paizuri(great name btw I agree 100%). And since I am a dad and can't stay away from an obvious and/or bad joke: Thanks for explaining humor and landing a good joke, I wasn't to sure how to go about it. I haven't heard one laugh since I started attempting humor on internet forums. To be fair my humor is VERY subtle. Easily could be mistaken for seriousness.
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Post by mikaelnovasun on Apr 30, 2021 19:18:35 GMT
Wow you took that more serious than I intended. I wouldn't expect to much, how to stay it,...top level humor in a forum post with **SPICY** in the title and the OP's username is miranda4paizuri(great name btw I agree 100%). And since I am a dad and can't stay away from an obvious and/or bad joke: Thanks for explaining humor and landing a good joke, I wasn't to sure how to go about it. I haven't heard one laugh since I started attempting humor on internet forums. To be fair my humor is VERY subtle. Easily could be mistaken for seriousness. That can be the best kind, I enjoy humor that takes a bit of thought.
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Post by Radec on Apr 30, 2021 19:31:15 GMT
Eh, as a currently former fan of the GTA franchise, I can’t say that GTA V’s profitability is something even worth caring about anymore. For all the fuck-tons of money it made Rockstar and their overlords at Take-Two, it hasn’t translated into more singleplayer content since 20-fuckin’-13. Now GTA is more synonymous with shark cards and whatever dumb shit they added to online to further aid in open world griefing or milking whales. That being said, I wouldn’t want BioWare attempting the kind of tone GTA typically goes for. For the most part, it’s a game geared more towards fucking about with the sandbox than any serious investment with its character content, since it’s primarily a comedy that smacks of over the top cynicism. Would it make a lot of money? Who the heck knows. All I know is that I’d probably not touch it, because we already have GTA. To be fair, his point was simply how "successful" GTA is, in response to Hanko dismissing something as a "failure" simply because they don't like it. I don't think his point was really calculating for quality, or consumer friendliness or anything like that. And in that regard he is right. GTA V is unfortunately the most "successful" thing in the history of entertainment. You're right about everything you said though. Rockstar outright promised people single player DLCs, and never did it, and no one noticed or cared overall sadly. You're also right about the ridiculous tone of GTA V, it's kinda bonkers. That's why personally, GTA IV is the best GTA, and frankly on my best of all time list. The tone of the work is deadly serious and soul crushingly cynical, but it makes sense because it was made, and takes place during the Recession when everyone basically felt super cynical. 4 was definitely the height of the franchise, but it's not as if 5 is bad. It's still an excellent SP game, and while the online offering isn't my thing, it's well designed and does what it's supposed to. I can acknowledge that it definitely isn't a failure at anything. Rocktstar's other franchises also haven't gone to shit, quite the opposite (e.g. RDR2), so if you are bored of GTA not getting SP content they have other stuff on offer. In an alternate universe I'd love for Anthem to be making a shit zillion dollars off of rubes buying online trinkets, while ME/DA games are winning GOTY awards (as both ME2 and DAI managed), but I don't think that sort of thing is ever gonna happen for the studio again. They're lucky just to turn a profit within a year off the next entry at this point.
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Post by michaeln7 on Apr 30, 2021 20:03:59 GMT
I look forward to people being able to take a joke again. Which seems to be happening at least outside of the twitter\facebook sphere. My papa always said sarcasm is the true sign of wit and humor.
I've READ very few good jokes and sarcasm, but I've SEEN and HEARD a lot of good jokes and sarcasm.
IMHO humor is best when it's seen and heard, and not read especially on internet. Reading humor leaves too much up to misunderstanding and misinterpretation leaving the writer to try and explain the joke and to quote the Joker "If you have to explain a joke, then there is NO JOKE!" Also some people aren't as funny as they think are and some people are laugh riots when you hear and see them.
Granted there are exceptions to every rule but then most funny writers are trying to be funny and know how to write humor when people who do have sense a humor and try to write a joke and it blows up in their face it is because they are not funny as they think are or they're trying to hard to be funny about a serious subject that they know very little about (stuff like politics, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and the rest) and don't know how to write humor and most of all they also don't know when to not to write/post anything at all funny or serious.
"Ugh, but how am I supposed to be offended at EvErYtHiNg now?"
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 30, 2021 20:21:04 GMT
Eh, as a currently former fan of the GTA franchise, I can’t say that GTA V’s profitability is something even worth caring about anymore. For all the fuck-tons of money it made Rockstar and their overlords at Take-Two, it hasn’t translated into more singleplayer content since 20-fuckin’-13. Now GTA is more synonymous with shark cards and whatever dumb shit they added to online to further aid in open world griefing or milking whales. That being said, I wouldn’t want BioWare attempting the kind of tone GTA typically goes for. For the most part, it’s a game geared more towards fucking about with the sandbox than any serious investment with its character content, since it’s primarily a comedy that smacks of over the top cynicism. Would it make a lot of money? Who the heck knows. All I know is that I’d probably not touch it, because we already have GTA. I'm not going to crit the money making aspect because Bio does the same shit with lootboxes in every game they've made since ME3. They're just unsuccessful at it. And again, I don't see something like this proposed idea of an open world Mercenary game set before or during the Trilogy as much of a tone shift given the presentation of the galaxy in the MET from the get go with us starting our adventure in places like Chora's Den and Shaira's whorehouse. A cynical albiet comedic tone would be fine. It's not like a comedic tone is new. They tried it in MEA, it was just childish and unfunny (mAbYe CuZ i ShOt HiM iN tHe FaCe), and dissonant with what should have been the more serious survival/colonization story they were attempting to tell. I don't actually think the current Bio could pull it off though, it'd probably just be unfunny dark comedy rather than unfunny lighthearted comedy. They'd need to hand the IP to another EA studio. Probably Respawn. Personally, I could do with less cynical storytelling and characters. That hack-bro filmmaker Zack Snyder used it to rape the DCEU, after all. I’d rather BioWare try and play it straight, and focus on its characters and working to make them resonant. Whether or not they’ve got it in them to do anything good is a separate matter, but I’d prefer they leave cynicism at the door. That shit’s absolutely saturated the media enough as it is. As for Respawn, I think EA’s conditioned us pretty well. Anything that isn’t a shitty loot box casino like Battlefront looks good, even when it’s something middling like Jedi Fallen Order.
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Post by Psychevore on Apr 30, 2021 20:28:29 GMT
I think a Mass Effect MMO set in the original galaxy slightly before the story of ME1 would be fantastic.
Imagine for a second that the game is actually good (something which MMOs, in my opinion, almost never are) and gets a big, stable playerbase. Over the course of years, we could have a fully developed galaxy, with all the homeworlds visitable (except Rannoch, cause you know... the Geth would kill you immediatly), all the capital cities as big hubs, a fully traversable and fleshed out Citadel and play all the species (except for, ya know, the Geth).
I'd actually play that.
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Post by SirSourpuss on Apr 30, 2021 20:32:17 GMT
I think a Mass Effect MMO set in the original galaxy slightly before the story of ME1 would be fantastic. Imagine for a second that the game is actually good (something which MMOs, in my opinion, almost never are) and gets a big, stable playerbase. Over the course of years, we could have a fully developed galaxy, with all the homeworlds visitable (except Rannoch, cause you know... the Geth would kill you immediatly), all the capital cities as big hubs, a fully traversable and fleshed out Citadel and play all the species (except for, ya know, the Geth). I'd actually play that. You know, I read this and then people tell me that a ME3 that isn't about the Reaper War, but has the "possible" ME2 dead characters as party members is just unattainable. This requires 10x the work of ME3, whereas what I ask is maybe 1.2x the work.
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Post by Spectr61 on Apr 30, 2021 20:33:08 GMT
ME3MP is hands down the best thing in the ME Trilogy.
Thus the original MET > MELE can ever be.
Come at me MP scrubs! (Dons flame suit, grabs Ryncol...)
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Post by Psychevore on Apr 30, 2021 20:34:12 GMT
I would love to be a mercenary in the MEU, but not the glorified goons with themed armor that we call mercenaries in Mass Effect, just unaffiliated soldiers of fortune that get driven into some big hero narrative somehow. All of those nagging questions of ethics in terms of who your character is with and the jobs they take fly out the window, plus it would be nice to not have the game have its lousy interpretation of politicians as people you constantly have to answer to. Spicy take: Mass Effect 3 should be scrapped altogether. Instead we should have several games focusing on the MEU build, consolidating the various factions, with no Messiah overarc, just the average people in an unforgiving galaxy. The Reapers are the looming threat, but Arrival should have brought us years, not months. After about 3 shorter games focusing on the Citadel and C-sec, Omega and mercenaries (the first two less human-centric) and Human colonies, this three games fleshing out the MEU, that's when we should have the Reaper war. The games timespan should've lengthened as well, The reaper war happening 5 years after ME2, and the war itself happening over years, not months, maybe divided in two games. The Asari mental manipulation aluded in ME2 should've been made canon. It gives the hilarious asari face blunder in MEA a reason! None of Mac Walter's books/comics are good. Why not scrap ME2 and actually make it do... something to progress the overall story?
And make it less of a terrible 90s action movie while you're at it.
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