How the male body is being handled in MEA

I would, the problem is that the only gay romances in Bioware were:
- A guy that cried for his husband and then jumped in your bed
- Kaidan wasn't that bad, if he wasn't such a bland character, but his switch from "straight to bisexual" was not believable
- Iron Bull was just sex, at the end he prefers to be a mercenary than be with you
- Dorian... oh I love magical cristal skype, please, leave me to be a magister in your country
- Anders... he just blow the opportunity with me.
- I don't find Fenris very interesting, and the "wait 3 years for me" is not something I like
- Zevran... the guy who just tried to kill you? in your bed?

They don't handle gay LI's very well IN MY OPINION, specially since they give more romances to female character than males.

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1-Disregard, crappy eyesight
2-It's worth noting the AI probably has a fitness requirement considering the relatively low number of people in it.

Depends on how you count them.  If you only count those who actually grant the paramour achievement, then it's 8 romances for male characters (Ashley, Liara, Miranda, Jack, Tali, Kelly, Kaidan, & Steve) versus 7 for female characters (Kaidan, Liara, Garrus, Thane, Jacob, Kelly, & Samantha).  It's not as skewed if you look at the total numbers.  If you start looking at other factors, it changes.  For example, if you look at the minimum number of romances in ME3, then you get 2 for both of males and females (Liara & Steve for males and Liara & Samantha for females). 

But... but... but why male models?

Oh... But why male models?

Throughout the trilogy. I have romanced Thane in both 2nd and 3rd game after Kaiden broke up with Shepard (since Kaiden is the only option for a straight female there and news made a big deal out of omg, BioWare puts sex in mass effect at some point and I wanted to see what's the fuss was all about) and never picked another romance. My import into ME3 stated "romanced Thane in ME2", I got the post-mortem letter, but the achievement was not unlocked. I assumed that it is a normal course of things because achievements did not get introduced till ME3, and the authors said that they forgot Thane was a romance in ME2. Dunno what it has to do with male bodies, but seeing that Thane's romance is my all time favorite, it was sad. Not that I am going to blame it on omg, male conspiracy. I just have a knack for liking things that are unpopular, so I am used to omissions of that sort.

My dear sweet OP, haven't you heard?

This is the Andromeda galaxy- where all The Women are Ugly™ and the men are gorgeous underwear models.

And kudos to all the Sandal in his small clothes spam. That freaking banana in the background always cracks me up.

I know this is not a serious topic but without joking I have to ask which women are ugly in Andromeda? we know the face of like two maybe? I mean I am a lesbian and I find all the guys ugly, sure I am bias there but women? I am not seeing the ugly everyone is talking about. If anything Jien Garson and Peepee seem hot... I really do not get it.

He's like a Ken doll, it's too much. Having said that, you should see the guy I'm in love with now THAT'S perfection I can live with forever.

*Waits*