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Post by Two Faces on Jan 2, 2017 6:30:25 GMT
The guy you are in love with must have a lot of money then. Money got nothing to do with it. He's genetically blessed. Showed me his personal photo album, he was jacked even at like 12-13. Your boyfriend is a minion of the oppressive matriarchy that wants all the men in the world to be fit, they treat us like objects, you shouldn't let your boyfriend be such a slave of this sexist world. Because of men like your guy, is that we are going to have fit men in Andromeda instead of fat guys.
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Post by General Aetius on Jan 2, 2017 6:36:10 GMT
Money got nothing to do with it. He's genetically blessed. Showed me his personal photo album, he was jacked even at like 12-13. Your boyfriend is a minion of the oppressive matriarchy that wants all the men in the world to be fit, they treat us like objects, you shouldn't let your boyfriend be such a slave of this sexist world. Because of men like your guy, is that we are going to have fit men in Andromeda instead of fat guys. He's worked hard for his beautiful body for years because he wants to be fit AND HEALTHY. If you're too lazy to properly take care of your own body, that's your own fault. It's how they say: Those who can, DO. Those who can't, PREACH. Yeah I get mad when he flashes his abs at me & torments me, but he's got the goods to flaunt. And he's not my boyfriend, he's straight. I'd sell my soul to have him for the rest of my life. He's the best, on the outside and especially on the inside.
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Post by sandalisthemaker on Jan 2, 2017 6:43:22 GMT
Your boyfriend is a minion of the oppressive matriarchy that wants all the men in the world to be fit, they treat us like objects, you shouldn't let your boyfriend be such a slave of this sexist world. Because of men like your guy, is that we are going to have fit men in Andromeda instead of fat guys. He's worked hard for his beautiful body for years because he wants to be fit AND HEALTHY. If you're too lazy to properly take care of your own body, that's your own fault. It's how they say: Those who can, DO. Those who can't, PREACH. Yeah I get mad when he flashes his abs at me & torments me, but he's got the goods to flaunt. And he's not my boyfriend, he's straight. I'd sell my soul to have him for the rest of my life. Two Faces: Fret not, sweetie. You will have representation in this game too. Have you not seen those space bear things in one of the trailers? @general: Well that went from adorable to tragic real fast.
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Post by Two Faces on Jan 2, 2017 6:45:06 GMT
He's worked hard for his beautiful body for years because he wants to be fit AND HEALTHY. If you're too lazy to properly take care of your own body, that's your own fault. It's how they say: Those who can, DO. Those who can't, PREACH. Yeah I get mad when he flashes his abs at me & torments me, but he's got the goods to flaunt. And he's not my boyfriend, he's straight. I'd sell my soul to have him for the rest of my life. Two Faces : Fret not, sweetie. You will have representation in this game too. Have you not seen those space bear things in one of the trailers? @general: Well that went from adorable to tragic real fast. They are not fat enough! Bioware needs to feed them with more cake!
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Post by sandalisthemaker on Jan 2, 2017 6:48:18 GMT
Two Faces : Fret not, sweetie. You will have representation in this game too. Have you not seen those space bear things in one of the trailers? @general: Well that went from adorable to tragic real fast. They are not fat enough! Bioware needs to feed them with more cake! For shame! Be happy with the representation they've given you. Must they bend over backwards to suit your agenda!!111!1 Don't make me take off my weave, mister.
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Post by General Aetius on Jan 2, 2017 6:58:44 GMT
He's worked hard for his beautiful body for years because he wants to be fit AND HEALTHY. If you're too lazy to properly take care of your own body, that's your own fault. It's how they say: Those who can, DO. Those who can't, PREACH. Yeah I get mad when he flashes his abs at me & torments me, but he's got the goods to flaunt. And he's not my boyfriend, he's straight. I'd sell my soul to have him for the rest of my life. Two Faces : Fret not, sweetie. You will have representation in this game too. Have you not seen those space bear things in one of the trailers? @general: Well that went from adorable to tragic real fast. Well I did almost kill myself on his birthday in late August because I was too terrified to wish him a good one for fear of spilling the love beans. He still doesn't know. He knows I practically drill a hole in my pants every time I see him lol, but he doesn't know I've been in love with him for 2+ years.
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Post by sandalisthemaker on Jan 2, 2017 7:03:26 GMT
Two Faces : Fret not, sweetie. You will have representation in this game too. Have you not seen those space bear things in one of the trailers? @general: Well that went from adorable to tragic real fast. Well I did almost kill myself on his birthday in late August because I was too terrified to wish him a good one for fear of spilling the love beans. He still doesn't know. He knows I practically drill a hole in my pants every time I see him lol, but he doesn't know I've been in love with him for 2+ years. Please do not attempt that again, dear. People care about you and would miss you terribly. I can guarantee that.
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Post by hammerstorm on Jan 2, 2017 11:07:43 GMT
My dear sweet OP, haven't you heard? This is the Andromeda galaxy- where all The Women are Ugly™ and the men are gorgeous underwear models. And kudos to all the Sandal in his small clothes spam. That freaking banana in the background always cracks me up. I know this is not a serious topic but without joking I have to ask which women are ugly in Andromeda? we know the face of like two maybe? I mean I am a lesbian and I find all the guys ugly, sure I am bias there but women? I am not seeing the ugly everyone is talking about. If anything Jien Garson and Peepee seem hot... I really do not get it. There is no "ugly" female so far (maybe the krogan, but I don't know what their beauty standard is), just a couple of trolls that are ashamed that they are attracted to pixels. But if you are interested there is a thread (locked now) with the title "The women are ugly". Be warned and enter on own risk.
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Post by dalinne on Jan 2, 2017 12:26:01 GMT
I'm just here waiting for the plot twist when Two Faces is revelead to be Deadpool, Aaron Eckhart or Batman. Because there is a thread twist. I can smell it!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2017 12:42:15 GMT
Okie dokie OP you can have your fat representation on one condition; FatBroRyder has to be loaded with $$$. After all, if you're a wheezing, overweight male it's acceptable just so long as you're rolling in dough.
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Post by General Aetius on Jan 2, 2017 14:28:27 GMT
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Post by London on Jan 2, 2017 18:45:36 GMT
Thank you Bioware Social Network for my newfound obsession with Steven Brewis.
I'm more than happy to manhandle that body.
#selflove2017 #whoneedscora #whoneedsliam
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Post by Two Faces on Jan 2, 2017 19:23:53 GMT
I'm just here waiting for the plot twist when Two Faces is revelead to be Deadpool, Aaron Eckhart or Batman. Because there is a thread twist. I can smell it!!! You are right, I am the shadow in McDonalds, the destroyoer of Burger king, I am Fatman, I fight for the justice of the Fat people because my parents were killed one terrible night in a dark alley because of a fat hater guy. Now, is time for justice, and kill all thin people.
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Post by KingDarious BBB on Jan 2, 2017 19:53:14 GMT
I don't have a problem with males characters being jacked up. Just as long as I can make my broryder more jacked. So I can make eye contact with said character and ask them
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Post by Mihura on Jan 3, 2017 2:03:53 GMT
I know this is not a serious topic but without joking I have to ask which women are ugly in Andromeda? we know the face of like two maybe? I mean I am a lesbian and I find all the guys ugly, sure I am bias there but women? I am not seeing the ugly everyone is talking about. If anything Jien Garson and Peepee seem hot... I really do not get it. Oh my. I thought my light-hearted jest was pretty clear. Well I certainly don't think the women are ugly. I was poking fun at the disgruntled posters here who have been complaining about Sara's face. And Sloane's face. And that red headed girl's face. etc. Note the ™ trademark symbol after 'The women are ugly.' I was referencing the mega thread that has been closed and opened and closed again a few times. Speaking of Sloane Kelly. I am convinced that Vivienne's VA is voicing her as well, so she could look like a potato for all I care. She will still be FABULOUS regardless. Nah I did not mean you but the overall idea I am reading, or at least the yelling is louder or something. I mean there is a Peebee Shrek thing and people seem to hate Sara and Sloanne Kelly. All of them have high check bones and are thin, like where is the "ugly"?????
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2017 2:44:08 GMT
I'm just here waiting for the plot twist when Two Faces is revelead to be Deadpool, Aaron Eckhart or Batman. Because there is a thread twist. I can smell it!!! You are right, I am the shadow in McDonalds, the destroyoer of Burger king, I am Fatman, I fight for the justice of the Fat people because my parents were killed one terrible night in a dark alley because of a fat hater guy. Now, is time for justice, and kill all thin people. Looking at that I think this thread should be merged with the boob size thread.
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Post by broderishawt on Jan 3, 2017 3:08:06 GMT
I think ME:A could learn something from the witcher 3 (I know, this game is apparently now the holy bible of RPGs with which all RPGs shall be compared to) in that they had major characters/NPCs that were fat, like the bloody baron. And it was natural, like it was simply a part of his character, and not designed that way to have a fat person included in the game.
Although, the whole futuristic thing where people are generally healthier might mess with the whole premise of "naturally" including fat people in the ME:A universe, whereas in the witcher 3 the bloody baron seemed to be your typical medieval drunk who was gluttonous because of his position in the town.
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Post by Two Faces on Jan 3, 2017 3:23:17 GMT
I think ME:A could learn something from the witcher 3 (I know, this game is apparently now the holy bible of RPGs with which all RPGs shall be compared to) in that they had major characters/NPCs that were fat, like the bloody baron. And it was natural, like it was simply a part of his character, and not designed that way to have a fat person included in the game. Although, the whole futuristic thing where people are generally healthier might mess with the whole premise of "naturally" including fat people in the ME:A universe, whereas in the witcher 3 the bloody baron seemed to be your typical medieval drunk who was gluttonous because of his position in the town. But we are talking about Bioware duuuuudee!! They need to exploit the outcasts, they would never add a fat guy just because being fat is common, if they do, in his personal quest he is going to be hated by his daddy and he will tell you "My daddy hates me because I prefer the company of food".
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Post by dalinne on Jan 3, 2017 3:33:01 GMT
Once again, more variety of body-shapes the better. ME1-2-3 only had one type of body in the galaxy: male Shepard's and female's Shepards (+ Vega's in ME3 ) Fat bodies, skinny bodies, tall people, short people... works for me, but probably that won't happen (too many resources could go in a better place)
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Post by broderishawt on Jan 3, 2017 3:36:34 GMT
I think ME:A could learn something from the witcher 3 (I know, this game is apparently now the holy bible of RPGs with which all RPGs shall be compared to) in that they had major characters/NPCs that were fat, like the bloody baron. And it was natural, like it was simply a part of his character, and not designed that way to have a fat person included in the game. Although, the whole futuristic thing where people are generally healthier might mess with the whole premise of "naturally" including fat people in the ME:A universe, whereas in the witcher 3 the bloody baron seemed to be your typical medieval drunk who was gluttonous because of his position in the town. But we are talking about Bioware duuuuudee!! They need to exploit the outcasts, they would never add a fat guy just because being fat is common, if they do, in his personal quest he is going to be hated by his daddy and he will tell you "My daddy hates me because I prefer the company of food". I don't quite understand what you are trying to say, are you poking fun at how bioware could possibly turn fatness into a sociopolitical issue and include a personal quest about how fat people are not accepted by the people around them? Even if that's true, I don't see what's so wrong with that. Doesn't that shit happen in real life? Like where parents of fat kids look at them in disdain or even worse won't look at them when together in public, for being obese? I think that would make for an interesting narrative
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Post by Two Faces on Jan 3, 2017 4:18:59 GMT
But we are talking about Bioware duuuuudee!! They need to exploit the outcasts, they would never add a fat guy just because being fat is common, if they do, in his personal quest he is going to be hated by his daddy and he will tell you "My daddy hates me because I prefer the company of food". I don't quite understand what you are trying to say, are you poking fun at how bioware could possibly turn fatness into a sociopolitical issue and include a personal quest about how fat people are not accepted by the people around them? Even if that's true, I don't see what's so wrong with that. Doesn't that shit happen in real life? Like where parents of fat kids look at them in disdain or even worse won't look at them when together in public, for being obese? I think that would make for an interesting narrative I was making a reference to Dorian personal quest (while other characters have amazing personal quests, like Cassandra, or emotional quests like Solas and Blackwall, Dorian quest is "I have daddy issues because my dad doesn't accept I'm gae")
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Post by xassantex on Jan 3, 2017 4:31:08 GMT
"FatRyder" would sound kind of catchy but jetpacks won't support more than 200pnds.. sorry.
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Post by Trilobite Derby on Jan 3, 2017 8:05:34 GMT
"FatRyder" would sound kind of catchy but jetpacks won't support more than 200pnds.. sorry. BroRyder, SisRyder and the forgotten triplet, FatRyder?
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Post by hammerstorm on Jan 3, 2017 13:54:22 GMT
"FatRyder" would sound kind of catchy but jetpacks won't support more than 200pnds.. sorry. But can't Ryder use Biotics to make him/her lighter? But that would probably make it possible for a lighter Ryder to jetpack to the moon.
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Post by CrutchCricket on Jan 3, 2017 16:57:34 GMT
"FatRyder" would sound kind of catchy but jetpacks won't support more than 200pnds.. sorry. BroRyder, SisRyder and the forgotten triplet, FatRyder? How about Fats Ryder, just singing about those Andromeda Blues?
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