What are your too ***SPICY*** to handle hot takes of the trilogy?

We haven't had much LE discussion here. So lets get SPICY. I want all the stupid clothed sex scenes gone. It amazes me how much 2 and 3 regressed in comparison to ME1. They up the violence so I can turn a guys head to a bloody pulp, but go from Liara's "unhindered" booty shake to characters showering in their underwear. If you are going to give me my fantasy romance with a genetically perfect woman at least give me some camera angles that hint at nudity or add a "posterior shot" where it would actually make more sense, or just drop all pretense and go for it like MEA.

Hehe I agree, what was it? we went from nudity in ME1 to fully clothed then black in ME2 then in ME3 they strip down to their under ware and guessing here had sex? :rollseyes:

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We haven't had much LE discussion here. So lets get SPICY. I want all the stupid clothed sex scenes gone. It amazes me how much 2 and 3 regressed in comparison to ME1. They up the violence so I can turn a guys head to a bloody pulp, but go from Liara's "unhindered" booty shake to characters showering in their underwear. If you are going to give me my fantasy romance with a genetically perfect woman at least give me some camera angles that hint at nudity or add a "posterior shot" where it would actually make more sense, or just drop all pretense and go for it like MEA.

While I have no interest in these scenes, I do agree that they should make them have nude models for the scenes where they should be naked. I know Samantha only wore her underwear in the shower since there was originally going to be steam that covered her body but it kept crashing the game, but with all the advancements that shouldn't be an issue anymore.

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Post by Hanako Ikezawa on May 1, 2021 20:59:22 GMT

On that note Coras romance may be the best in the series.

The scene where they cuddle and stargaze instead of having sex is pretty amazing, I agree.

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Post by mikaelnovasun on May 1, 2021 21:28:18 GMT

On that note Coras romance may be the best in the series.

The scene where they cuddle and stargaze instead of having sex is pretty amazing, I agree.

If I have to listen to her lament about being Asari but not Asari, I want a better payoff than cuddling.

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Post by gothpunkboy89 on May 1, 2021 21:33:34 GMT

We haven't had much LE discussion here. So lets get SPICY. I want all the stupid clothed sex scenes gone. It amazes me how much 2 and 3 regressed in comparison to ME1. They up the violence so I can turn a guys head to a bloody pulp, but go from Liara's "unhindered" booty shake to characters showering in their underwear. If you are going to give me my fantasy romance with a genetically perfect woman at least give me some camera angles that hint at nudity or add a "posterior shot" where it would actually make more sense, or just drop all pretense and go for it like MEA.

I think that was due to all the faux out rage over nudity and graphic sex that news groups like Fox News screamed about while clutching their pearls. Also the USA has this really weird view of sex and violence that is actually kind of creepy when you think about it. Blow someone away with a gun and you get a mummer at best. Show a nipple and you have torches and pitchforks.

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May 1, 2021 21:28:18 GMT mikaelnovasun said:

The scene where they cuddle and stargaze instead of having sex is pretty amazing, I agree.

If I have to listen to her lament about being Asari but not Asari, I want a better payoff then cuddling.

Aye, her fangirling over the parasites was super annoying...

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Post by KaiserShep on May 1, 2021 21:50:08 GMT

Inquisition and Andromeda’s already gotten rid of clothed sex scenes, so safe to say that’s not happening again.

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Apr 30, 2021 23:14:25 GMT Radec said:

Apr 30, 2021 22:49:12 GMT 10 million missing votes said:

Can I keep a couple as sex slaves?

why bother when you can just take a way hotter and less smelly human girl and give her a silly hat and some body paint?

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humanity #1 even better than the xenos scum at looking like a xenos scum.

see there in lies the problem. as a human female she is my equal. so having her as a sex slave isnt the same as having an inferior race like the asari as my sex slave, even if she is painted liked one, how else would I get my rocks off?

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May 1, 2021 21:50:08 GMT KaiserShep said:

Inquisition and Andromeda’s already gotten rid of clothed sex scenes, so safe to say that’s not happening again.

Remember when Treynor and Shepard had sex in the shower on the Normandy while fully clothed in ME3? What the fuck was that about?

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Post by colfoley on May 1, 2021 22:05:14 GMT

On that note Coras romance may be the best in the series.

The scene where they cuddle and stargaze instead of having sex is pretty amazing, I agree.

I just appreciate being able to have that option, and to one of your bugaboos, I don't think there is any dialogue later on that implies they had sex offscreen unlike with Jaal.

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Post by obbie1984 on May 1, 2021 23:39:08 GMT

Apr 30, 2021 23:24:28 GMT mikaelnovasun said:

Apr 30, 2021 22:41:42 GMT obbie1984 said:

The aliens are extremely over-rated and behave just like humans. I'm unsure why fans go on and on about them when they basically act like most humans. I also don't like how characters like Garrus and Liara are kind of forced on you after ME1. You can dislike them in ME1, but by ME2 onward you are friends for life or something.

I also concur that ME3 MP is one of the best things in the franchise as well. It is preventing me from wanting to invest in MELE. I would have loved to see them remove all the glitches and issues with it running at 60 FPS.

Kaidan is one of the best written characters in the series. Don't know how "spicy" that is here, but in other places, people have acted like I'm insane for thinking this.

Liara is one of my most hated characters in any game I've played.

I agree that Kaidan is well written. His sacrifice to ensure the bomb detonates is a great conclusion to his character arc. It was so well done that they canonized that part of ME1. See the Take Back Earth trailer for reference...both versions, because they are both canon.

Nah. Ash's arc is better if it ends on Virmire. She gets to redeem her family name and gets many posthumous accolades after the mission. It makes sense because Ash's character regresses in ME3 while Kaidan's gets better. And if we are going by trailers, that must mean Sheploo and default male Hawke are canon characters. Therefore there should be no character creator or allowing playable female characters in Bioware games.

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Post by obbie1984 on May 1, 2021 23:44:29 GMT

On that note Coras romance may be the best in the series.

Agreed with this also. I like the fact that there is actually a nice laid back human romance character in the series. Her having two options is pretty nice. I also think she is pretty good looking. She could have been even better with better facial expressions. Her loyalty mission is also beneficial overall and not just something that is beneficial to her. Cora's driving sections dialogue also makes her more likable.

Its part of the reason I wanted a Kasumi romance. She is probably my favorite girl because she is the nicest of the girls and is pretty mellow.

Also, she wears that body suit better than Miranda. Fight me.

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Post by colfoley on May 2, 2021 0:05:17 GMT

May 1, 2021 23:44:29 GMT obbie1984 said:

On that note Coras romance may be the best in the series.

Agreed with this also. I like the fact that there is actually a nice laid back human romance character in the series. Her having two options is pretty nice. I also think she is pretty good looking. She could have been even better with better facial expressions. Her loyalty mission is also beneficial overall and not just something that is beneficial to her. Cora's driving sections dialogue also makes her more likable.

Its part of the reason I wanted a Kasumi romance. She is probably my favorite girl because she is the nicest of the girls and is pretty mellow.

Also, she wears that body suit better than Miranda. Fight me.

Yeah I wanted a Kasumi romance to.

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Post by 10k on May 2, 2021 0:56:41 GMT

We haven't had much LE discussion here. So lets get SPICY. I want all the stupid clothed sex scenes gone. It amazes me how much 2 and 3 regressed in comparison to ME1. They up the violence so I can turn a guys head to a bloody pulp, but go from Liara's "unhindered" booty shake to characters showering in their underwear. If you are going to give me my fantasy romance with a genetically perfect woman at least give me some camera angles that hint at nudity or add a "posterior shot" where it would actually make more sense, or just drop all pretense and go for it like MEA.

I doubt this is going to happen. They censored Miranda's butt taking up your TV screen in the LE. You really think they'll let her go nude. Though I personally wish they would have went with Jack's concept art and had her topless without that stupid strap she uses as a bra.

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Post by The Elder King on May 2, 2021 1:09:07 GMT

May 2, 2021 0:56:41 GMT 10k said:

We haven't had much LE discussion here. So lets get SPICY. I want all the stupid clothed sex scenes gone. It amazes me how much 2 and 3 regressed in comparison to ME1. They up the violence so I can turn a guys head to a bloody pulp, but go from Liara's "unhindered" booty shake to characters showering in their underwear. If you are going to give me my fantasy romance with a genetically perfect woman at least give me some camera angles that hint at nudity or add a "posterior shot" where it would actually make more sense, or just drop all pretense and go for it like MEA.

I doubt this is going to happen. They censored Miranda's butt taking up your TV screen in the LE. You really think they'll let her go nude. Though I personally wish they would have went with Jack's concept art and had her topless without that stupid strap she uses as a bra.

I wouldn't really call it censor when the butt is still present in that scene, and when they didn't censor (it seems) Liara's scene in ME. Plus, with the added photo mode they likely know that the internet is going to be filled with shots of various character's butts (a few in reaction to what they did to the Miranda's scene).

I do agree they won't likely change her sex scene in ME2. On Jack, that was obviously never going to happen, under any circumstances. I'm sure they'd rather remove the strap and add a normal shirt or something like that, then have her going topless. And I can't think of any AAA company that would do that for a female main character in their games.

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Post by mikaelnovasun on May 2, 2021 1:22:23 GMT

May 2, 2021 0:56:41 GMT 10k said:

We haven't had much LE discussion here. So lets get SPICY. I want all the stupid clothed sex scenes gone. It amazes me how much 2 and 3 regressed in comparison to ME1. They up the violence so I can turn a guys head to a bloody pulp, but go from Liara's "unhindered" booty shake to characters showering in their underwear. If you are going to give me my fantasy romance with a genetically perfect woman at least give me some camera angles that hint at nudity or add a "posterior shot" where it would actually make more sense, or just drop all pretense and go for it like MEA.

I doubt this is going to happen. They censored Miranda's butt taking up your TV screen in the LE. You really think they'll let her go nude. Though I personally wish they would have went with Jack's concept art and had her topless without that stupid strap she uses as a bra.

Honestly I don't think it is likely to happen either. It didn't bother me to much in ME2 because it faded to black, but ME3 goes the DAO route where the scenes come across as comical with Bioware's blue waifu as the sole exception.

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May 2, 2021 1:09:07 GMT The Elder King said:

I wouldn't really call it censor when the butt is still present in that scene, and when they didn't censor (it seems) Liara's scene in ME. Plus, with the added photo mode they likely know that the internet is going to be filled with shots of various character's butts (a few in reaction to what they did to the Miranda's scene).

I do agree they won't likely change her sex scene in ME2. On Jack, that was obviously never going to happen, under any circumstances. I'm sure they'd rather remove the strap and add a normal shirt or something like that, then have her going topless. And I can't think of any AAA company that would do that for a female main character in their games.

There's going to be a photomode?

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May 1, 2021 18:36:14 GMT Radec said:

I want a Kai Leng stealth game where you get to steal Anderson's cereal.

Don't forget peeing in vases as well.

Sounds like a fine stealth mechanic.

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May 2, 2021 1:25:43 GMT 10k said:

May 2, 2021 1:09:07 GMT The Elder King said:

I wouldn't really call it censor when the butt is still present in that scene, and when they didn't censor (it seems) Liara's scene in ME. Plus, with the added photo mode they likely know that the internet is going to be filled with shots of various character's butts (a few in reaction to what they did to the Miranda's scene).

I do agree they won't likely change her sex scene in ME2. On Jack, that was obviously never going to happen, under any circumstances. I'm sure they'd rather remove the strap and add a normal shirt or something like that, then have her going topless. And I can't think of any AAA company that would do that for a female main character in their games.

There's going to be a photomode?

Yep. It was announced a couple weeks ago, by Mac Walters on twitter.

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May 1, 2021 10:45:29 GMT themikefest said:

In your version sure, but in mine, they are wiped out.

Well, my version is the official version, so nyeeehhhh.

Why demand 100% extermination? Decimating their colonies and homeworld is well within reach and that would cut down their population significantly.

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